{"id":73903,"date":"2020-11-30T22:20:15","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T20:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=73903"},"modified":"2020-11-30T22:20:15","modified_gmt":"2020-11-30T20:20:15","slug":"sa-radem-cu-gabi-horga-tanti-se-vrea-deputat-de-giurgiu-dar-noi-ii-recomandam-stand-up-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2020\/11\/30\/sa-radem-cu-gabi-horga-tanti-se-vrea-deputat-de-giurgiu-dar-noi-ii-recomandam-stand-up-comedy\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0102 R\u00c2DEM cu Gabi Horga! Tanti se vrea deputat de Giurgiu, dar noi \u00eei recomand\u0103m stand-up comedy!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Stima\u0163i giurgiuveni, v\u0103 spunem sincer: nici noi nu \u015ftim de unde dracului a ap\u0103rut tantica asta \u00een peisajul nostru. Evident c\u0103 ne-am prins, pe parcurs, dar tot nu \u015ftim cu ce ne ajut\u0103&#8230; r\u0103spunsul sau domni\u0163a \u00een sine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este at\u00e2t de neimportant\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t nici nu ajut\u0103, dar nici nu ne \u00eencurc\u0103. Doar ne distreaz\u0103 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De Gabi Horga n-a auzit, probabil, nici m\u0103car Dumitru Beianu, \u00eenainte de precampanie. Doar nenea Motreanu ce-o \u015ftie bine, se pare. By the way, u\u015for cu&#8230; promovarea, dle Beianu, c\u0103 v\u0103 m\u00e2r\u00e2ie \u015fefu\u2019 de nu v\u0103 vede\u0163i :)))<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De Gabi Horga CLAR n-a auzit niciun giurgiuvean, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum vreo lun\u0103. Doar D\u00e2mbovi\u0163a \u015fi presa central\u0103 au t\u0103v\u0103lit-o-n pixuri \u00eentr-at\u00e2t, \u00eenc\u00e2t, dac\u0103-i cau\u0163i numele pe <strong>Google<\/strong>, dai doar despre miliarde \u015fi contracte cu statul \u015fi fata lu\u2019 tata \u015fi tot a\u015fa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce blestem pe PNL Giurgiu, serios!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu ne-am obosit s-o b\u0103g\u0103m \u00een seam\u0103 prea tare, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd pentru c\u0103 noi consider\u0103m c\u0103 e cantitate neglijabil\u0103, dar prea ne-a distrat ultima postare a domni\u0163ei, ca s\u0103 n-o tragem \u015fi noi ni\u0163el prin pix. S\u0103 fi\u0163i s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, nu ne trebuie nimic, domni\u0163\u0103 PNL-ist\u0103, avem doar rug\u0103mintea <em><strong>s\u0103-i da\u0163i dracului o cola zero \u015fi-un xanax b\u0103iatului \u0103luia \u00eenfometat, de (la)vizavi, c\u0103 \u015ftim c\u00e2t sufer\u0103 c-a r\u00e2s tot ora\u015fu\u2019 \u015fi cu curu\u2019 de el. Mul\u0163umim!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cic\u0103: <em><strong>\u201edac\u0103 e weekend, suntem \u00een campanie\u201d<\/strong><\/em>. Domni\u0163\u0103 PNL-ist\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu e weekend, unde suntem?! E campanie \u00een fiecare zi, vorba \u2018ceea. S\u0103 nu ne spune\u0163i c\u0103 v-a zis t\u0103ticul c\u0103, dac\u0103 face\u0163i campanie de luni p\u00e2n\u0103 vineri, ave\u0163i 10 ani de ghinion! Oricum, textul dvs. a sunat ca o reclam\u0103 proast\u0103, gen: dac\u0103 te c&#8230;ci pe tine \u015fi nu merge cu orez, ia ni\u015fte sme&#8211;ta! \u201eNu-i momentu\u2019 acum!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apoi, tanti s-a trezit c-a fost la <strong>Gr\u0103dinari,<\/strong> unde a v\u0103zut, cit\u0103m: <em>\u201erealiz\u0103rile fostului primar PNL!\u201d<\/em>. Dumnezeu s\u0103-l ierte, a murit? Nea Florea, sunte\u0163i bine?! \u015ei-apoi, domni\u0163\u0103 vesel\u0103, enumera\u0163i numai proiecte finan\u0163ate de PNDL-ul \u0103la al PSD-ului, al lui Dragnea! \u015ei de unde dracului a\u0163i scos-o p-aia cu &#8222;standarde bucure\u015ftene&#8221;? Standardele &#8222;pite\u015ftene&#8221; sau &#8222;bra\u015fovene&#8221; sau, nah, &#8222;clujene&#8221;, ce au? Nu v\u0103 chinui\u0163i, c\u0103 nou\u0103 ne trebuie exclusiv europene. Dar de unde s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 d-astea? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei cum adic\u0103 \u201efost\u201d?  Gata, nea Florea?! Welcome back! Repede i-a\u0163i s\u0103turat de voi, PNL-i\u015fti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La <strong>Ulmi<\/strong>, domni\u0163a zice c\u0103 i-a salutat pe colegii PNL-i\u015fti de acolo. Adev\u0103rat\u0103 campanie. Credem c\u0103 i-a luat vreo 3 secunde ca s\u0103-i salute pe to\u0163i. Parc\u0103 o \u015fi vedem f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-le \u00eenfrigura\u0163ilor de la Ulmi cu m\u00e2nu\u0163a-i bl\u00e2nd\u0103 de secretar de stat la cancelaria lui Orban! Bun\u0103, pa, ne mai vedem peste 4 ani, s\u0103 m\u0103 scoate\u0163i deputat c\u0103 v\u0103 ia mama dreaq&#8230; Bine, fata n-o fi zis a\u015fa, dar ne-am imaginat \u015fi noi, ce, n-avem voie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei s-a oprit \u015fi la Flore\u015fti-Stoene\u015fti, m\u0103i, b\u0103ie\u0163i! V\u0103 da\u0163i seama? Dup\u0103 c\u00e2t efort a depus \u00een weekend, salut\u00e2nd vreo 3 PNL-i\u015fti din Ulmi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cic\u0103 \u00eei prevede ea lui Costel Dumitru multe mandate. \u015ei noi la fel. \u015ei ANI i-a prev\u0103zut tot a\u015fa, multe mandate, pentru conflict de interese. \u00ce\u0163i trebuie determinare \u015fi la treburi d-astea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce v\u0103 mai place s\u0103 v\u0103 l\u0103uda\u0163i unii pe al\u0163ii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen fine, domni\u0163a Horga \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencheie apoteotic postarea: \u201eAst\u0103zi mergem la Daia \u015fi la Oinacu!&#8221; Simplu. C\u0103 \u0103ia nu conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/WhatsApp-Image-2020-11-30-at-21.25.11.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-73904\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne-a\u0163i spart. 99% lua\u0163i la Giurgiu: pl\u0103cu\u0163\u0103 suedez\u0103! 100% rom\u00e2neasc\u0103! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe 6 DECEMBRIE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stima\u0163i giurgiuveni, v\u0103 spunem sincer: nici noi nu \u015ftim de unde dracului a ap\u0103rut tantica asta \u00een peisajul nostru. Evident c\u0103 ne-am prins, pe parcurs, dar tot nu \u015ftim cu ce ne ajut\u0103&#8230; r\u0103spunsul sau domni\u0163a \u00een sine. Este at\u00e2t de neimportant\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t nici nu ajut\u0103, dar nici nu ne \u00eencurc\u0103. 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