{"id":72529,"date":"2020-06-11T12:35:19","date_gmt":"2020-06-11T09:35:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=72529"},"modified":"2020-06-11T12:35:19","modified_gmt":"2020-06-11T09:35:19","slug":"pamflet-povesti-pnl-de-adormit-copiii-capra-cu-trei-iezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2020\/06\/11\/pamflet-povesti-pnl-de-adormit-copiii-capra-cu-trei-iezi\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: Pove\u015fti PNL de adormit copiii: Capra cu trei iezi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A fost odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103, o doamn\u0103\nCapr\u0103 care avea foarte mul\u0163i iezi PNL-i\u015fti \u00een Prefectur\u0103, dar trei dintre ei \u00eei\nerau mai apropia\u0163i, prin fi\u015fa postului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Preocupat\u0103 s\u0103-i \u0163in\u0103 s\u0103tui \u015fi \u00een\nsiguran\u0163\u0103, doamna Capr\u0103 se pare c\u0103 f\u0103cea absolut tot ce-i sugera Lupul cel R\u0103u,\nc\u00e2nt\u00e2ndu-le iedu\u0163ilor, la \u00eenceputul programului(de 4 ore pentru unii dintre\nei), urm\u0103torul c\u00e2ntecel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eTrei iezi cucuie\u0163i,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Documente s\u0103 scrie\u0163i,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Directorii s\u0103-i schimb\u0103m,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe \u015fefu\u2019 s\u0103-l\n\u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103m!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe primari nu-i ajut\u0103m,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei controale-efectu\u0103m!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 mama v-aduce vou\u0103,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Func\u0163ii bune,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bani frumo\u015fi,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iedu\u0163ii mei valoro\u015fi!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, \u00een povestea noastr\u0103, deocamdat\u0103, niciun iedu\u0163 nu e halit de Lup, pentru c\u0103 sunt cumin\u0163i. \u00cens\u0103, \u015ftie toat\u0103 lumea, inclusiv ei c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu respect\u0103 \u00eendemnurile din c\u00e2ntecel, capul lor va fi frumos a\u015fezat la geamul sediului PNL Giurgiu de pe pietonal\u0103. Ca exemplu de nebun\u0103 practic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Somn u\u015for, copii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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*Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A fost odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103, o doamn\u0103 Capr\u0103 care avea foarte mul\u0163i iezi PNL-i\u015fti \u00een Prefectur\u0103, dar trei dintre ei \u00eei erau mai apropia\u0163i, prin fi\u015fa postului. Preocupat\u0103 s\u0103-i \u0163in\u0103 s\u0103tui \u015fi \u00een siguran\u0163\u0103, doamna Capr\u0103 se pare c\u0103 f\u0103cea absolut tot ce-i sugera Lupul cel R\u0103u, c\u00e2nt\u00e2ndu-le iedu\u0163ilor, la \u00eenceputul programului(de 4 ore pentru […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":72530,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: Pove\u015fti PNL de adormit copiii: Capra cu trei iezi - GIURGIU NET","description":"A fost odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103, o doamn\u0103 Capr\u0103 care avea foarte mul\u0163i iezi PNL-i\u015fti \u00een Prefectur\u0103, dar trei dintre ei \u00eei erau mai apropia\u0163i, prin fi\u015fa postului. Preo"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,25,28],"tags":[2025],"class_list":{"0":"post-72529","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-actual","8":"category-pam","9":"category-pol","10":"category-uo","11":"tag-pnl"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72529\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}