{"id":72235,"date":"2020-05-14T14:24:09","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T11:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=72235"},"modified":"2020-05-14T14:24:09","modified_gmt":"2020-05-14T11:24:09","slug":"povesti-pnl-de-adormit-copiii-alba-ca-zapada-si-cei-7-pitici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2020\/05\/14\/povesti-pnl-de-adormit-copiii-alba-ca-zapada-si-cei-7-pitici\/","title":{"rendered":"Pove\u015fti PNL de adormit copiii: \u201eAlb\u0103 ca Z\u0103pada \u015fi cei 7 pitici\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Am vrut, ini\u0163ial, s\u0103 v\u0103 spunem povestea \u201eCaprei cu trei iezi\u201d, dar ne-a fost greu s\u0103 alegem dintre at\u00e2tea capre \ud83d\ude00 R\u0103m\u00e2nem datori!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Azi, \u201eAlb\u0103 ca Z\u0103pada \u015fi cei 7 pitici\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u0103 aminti\u0163i, Alba a fugit (din PD, la PNL, la ALDE, \u00eenapoi la PNL), prin p\u0103dure, \u015fi, obosit\u0103 maxim, a ajuns la c\u0103su\u0163a murdar\u0103, ne\u00eengrijit\u0103 a celor 7 pitici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102\u015ftia, c\u00e2nd au v\u0103zut-o, ini\u0163ial au vrut s\u0103-i fac\u0103 felul,\ndar au descoperit c\u0103 e bun\u0103 \u015fi ea la ceva, la casa omului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 ce a f\u0103cut ni\u0163ic\u0103 ordine, ajutat\u0103 de tot felul de\nprieteni necuv\u00e2nt\u0103tori, Alba noastr\u0103 s-a pus pe c\u00e2ntat \u015fi pe jucat, al\u0103turi de\npiticii mul\u0163umi\u0163i c\u0103 le mai d\u0103dea \u015fi lor c\u00e2te un os, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cel mai mult, \u00eens\u0103, pe Alba o iubea Mutulic\u0103(a\u015fa e povestea!), care se \u00eentorcea la \u201epupat\u201d, din nou \u015fi din nou! De c\u00e2te ori avea ceva de comunicat, Alba \u00eel punea pe Doc s\u0103-l consilieze pe Mutulic\u0103, astfel c\u0103 a ie\u015fit o mare, mare br\u00e2nz\u0103. Grumpy, s\u0103racu, \u00eencerca el s\u0103 dreag\u0103 busuiocu\u2019, dar nu-l mai credea nimeni, pentru c\u0103 spunea numai t\u00e2mpenii. Ceilal\u0163i pitici au fost mereu de decor, n-are sens s\u0103 insist\u0103m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ziua, piticii plecau c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd la serviciu, unii la Prefectur\u0103, al\u0163ii pe la ministere, al\u0163ii la… telemunc\u0103, deh, dup\u0103 aptitudini. \u00centr-o sear\u0103, au g\u0103sit-o pe Alba ca le\u015finat\u0103, dormind un somn lung. O fi otr\u0103vit\u0103? S-au \u00eentrebat ei lini\u015fti\u0163i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nu, de data asta, ea doar \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea somnul de\nfrumuse\u0163e, pentru a ie\u015fi din starea de urgen\u0163\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103, odihnit\u0103 \u015fi gata de\ncampanie electoral\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Somn u\u015for, copii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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*Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am vrut, ini\u0163ial, s\u0103 v\u0103 spunem povestea \u201eCaprei cu trei iezi\u201d, dar ne-a fost greu s\u0103 alegem dintre at\u00e2tea capre \ud83d\ude00 R\u0103m\u00e2nem datori! Azi, \u201eAlb\u0103 ca Z\u0103pada \u015fi cei 7 pitici\u201d. V\u0103 aminti\u0163i, Alba a fugit (din PD, la PNL, la ALDE, \u00eenapoi la PNL), prin p\u0103dure, \u015fi, obosit\u0103 maxim, a ajuns la c\u0103su\u0163a murdar\u0103, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":72236,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Pove\u015fti PNL de adormit copiii: \u201eAlb\u0103 ca Z\u0103pada \u015fi cei 7 pitici\u201d - GIURGIU NET","description":"Am vrut, ini\u0163ial, s\u0103 v\u0103 spunem povestea \u201eCaprei cu trei iezi\u201d, dar ne-a fost greu s\u0103 alegem dintre at\u00e2tea capre :D R\u0103m\u00e2nem datori! Azi, \u201eAlb\u0103 ca Z\u0103pada \u015fi cei 7"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,25,28],"tags":[2027],"class_list":["post-72235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-pam","category-pol","category-uo","tag-pnl-giurgiu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72235\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}