{"id":72093,"date":"2020-05-01T12:08:48","date_gmt":"2020-05-01T09:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=72093"},"modified":"2020-05-01T12:08:48","modified_gmt":"2020-05-01T09:08:48","slug":"inspiratia-de-vineri-vai-dar-ce-incurcatura-cine-i-sef-la-prefectura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2020\/05\/01\/inspiratia-de-vineri-vai-dar-ce-incurcatura-cine-i-sef-la-prefectura\/","title":{"rendered":"InspiRa\u0163ia de Vineri: Vai, dar ce \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103! Cine-i \u015fef la Prefectur\u0103?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vai,\ndar ce \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cine-i \u015fef la Prefectur\u0103?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>O fi doamna f\u0103r\u0103 glas,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blocat\u0103 \u00eentr-un&#8230; impas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei c-o singur\u0103 dorin\u0163\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Nu vreau io \u00een conferin\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>O fi \u201esubdomni\u0163a\u201d noastr\u0103,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Domnul Pas\u0103re M\u0103iastr\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015eoptitor de meserie,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mare-agitator, se \u015ftie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zis chiar \u015fi \u201eme\u015fte\u015fugaru\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei rimeaz\u0103 cu&#8230; \u015ftrengaru?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Sau o fi \u201cMarele \u015eef\u201d,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Educat\n\u00een stil \u201cfief\u201d,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dornic\ntare de domnie,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Plin\n\u00een el de du\u015fm\u0103nie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cancelaria-i\nmiroase!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E\nprea str\u00e2mt\u0103,-i doar cu oase!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sub\npapuc? Prea mult\u0103 vreme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Duduie\nde\u2026 teoreme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u015fa\nnu se-mbog\u0103\u0163ea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Uite-l\ncum mai must\u0103\u0163ea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Peste to\u0163i, dintr-un tablou,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Al <strong><em>Tr\u0103d\u0103rilor Erou<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Descurc\u0103\n\u00eencurc\u0103tura:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El\ncomand\u0103 Prefectura!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PNL-u\u2019-ntre picioare,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(c\u0103ci el \u015ftie doar c\u0103lare!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018n\ncot \u00eel doare de jude\u0163,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poart\u0103-n el numai dispre\u0163.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Func\u0163ia s\u0103 fie mare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suntem bl\u00e2nzi \u00een exprimare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are mintea: o bobi\u0163\u0103,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cens\u0103 burta&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E?&#8230; (continua\u0163i voi!) \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/mustatea.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-72094\" srcset=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/mustatea.jpg 700w, https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/mustatea-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/mustatea-696x464.jpg 696w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>Peni\u0163a Ascu\u0163it\u0103<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*<em>Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vai, dar ce \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103! Cine-i \u015fef la Prefectur\u0103?! O fi doamna f\u0103r\u0103 glas, Blocat\u0103 \u00eentr-un&#8230; impas \u015ei c-o singur\u0103 dorin\u0163\u0103: -Nu vreau io \u00een conferin\u0163\u0103! O fi \u201esubdomni\u0163a\u201d noastr\u0103, Domnul Pas\u0103re M\u0103iastr\u0103? \u015eoptitor de meserie, Mare-agitator, se \u015ftie! Zis chiar \u015fi \u201eme\u015fte\u015fugaru\u201d \u015ei rimeaz\u0103 cu&#8230; \u015ftrengaru? Sau o fi \u201cMarele \u015eef\u201d, Educat \u00een stil \u201cfief\u201d, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":72094,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"InspiRa\u0163ia de Vineri: Vai, dar ce \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103! Cine-i \u015fef la Prefectur\u0103? - GIURGIU NET","description":"Vai, dar ce \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103! Cine-i \u015fef la Prefectur\u0103?! 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