{"id":71131,"date":"2020-02-05T16:14:20","date_gmt":"2020-02-05T14:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=71131"},"modified":"2020-02-05T16:14:20","modified_gmt":"2020-02-05T14:14:20","slug":"pamflet-guvernul-orban-pleaca-acasa-la-pnl-giurgiu-danciu-velicu-si-prietenii-lor-din-institutiile-publice-plang-cu-muci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2020\/02\/05\/pamflet-guvernul-orban-pleaca-acasa-la-pnl-giurgiu-danciu-velicu-si-prietenii-lor-din-institutiile-publice-plang-cu-muci\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: Guvernul Orban pleac\u0103 acas\u0103! La PNL Giurgiu, Danciu, Velicu \u015fi prietenii lor din institu\u0163iile publice pl\u00e2ng cu muci?!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Cum, m\u0103, abia s\u0103 apuci \u015fi tu s\u0103-\u0163i duci acetona, farfuriile, \u201cabsorbantele\u201d (alea \u00eenalte din cristal!), pixurile \u015fi brichetele cu Iohannis, la birou, \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i \u015fi pice Guvernul?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum, m\u0103, nici\ns\u0103 n-apuci s\u0103 stai \u015fi tu ca omu\u2019 salariat la program, m\u0103car 4 ore? C\u0103 cic\u0103\ndoamna Danciu chiar nu ar fi apucat\u2026 V\u0103 da\u0163i seama ce jale o fi pe \u015fefa OFL\nGiurgiu, mare mare secretar\u0103 la Prefectur\u0103, s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 lumea din\nGiurgiu de ea? Au r\u00e2s c\u00e2nd au pus-o, r\u00e2d \u015fi c\u00e2nd decoleaz\u0103 mai repede dec\u00e2t a aterizat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar, la sentimentele lui Florian Velicu, ce-o fi el acolo la APDF, v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum m\u0103, din toat\u0103 &#8222;Ciolaniada Galben\u0103&#8221;, ei s-au ales cu maximum 2 zile de \u201cexperien\u0163\u0103\u201d, la CV? :)) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u0103sa\u0163i, doamna Danciu, c\u0103 trece! Uite, mai face\u0163i un selfie scurt cu doamna de la APIA, \u00eenl\u0103crimate \u015fi cu textul: Don&#8217;t cry for me, Prefectur\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu, serios! Cic\u0103 e jale mare la PNL Giurgiu, \u00een momentul \u0103sta, \u015fi le e \u0103stora o ciud\u0103 de mor. Nu de alta, dar nu s-a mai pomenit a\u015fa record: <em><strong>s\u0103 fii angajat \u015fi tu de PNL \u00eentr-o func\u0163ie public\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit!, dar s\u0103 n-apuci nici m\u0103car s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 pontajul fata de la resurse umane. <\/strong><\/em>Pe o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103car. Probabil c\u0103 nici contractele lor n-au apucat s\u0103 fie semnate. :)))<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acum,\noricum, ce sens mai are?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cic\u0103 \u201cse pl\u00e2nge\u201d cu muci, la PNL Giurgiu, cic\u0103 se las\u0103 cu auto-p\u0103ruial\u0103, barem madam Danciu cic\u0103 deja a r\u0103zuit cu briceagul \u201cs\u0103geata\u201d de pe unghii. Iar Velicu probabil c\u0103 nici n-a apucat s\u0103 coboare din ma\u015fina de \u015fef\u2026 Cic\u0103 se g\u00e2nde\u015fte s\u0103-\u015fi cear\u0103 repede scuze la cei pe care i-ar fi b\u00e2rfit \u015fi jignit. C\u0103, paf, acum nu mai e\u015fti \u015fef \u015fi te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti cu ei pe strad\u0103 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei mai sunt d-\u0103\u015ftia angaja\u0163i pe repede \u00eenainte de PNL. Sper\u0103m c\u0103 \u015fi-au \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at lec\u0163ia, de\u015fi ne \u00eendoim: Azi e\u015fti la Guvernare \u015fi <strong>la propriu<\/strong> <strong>m\u00e2ine<\/strong> nu mai e\u015fti. Numai Orban putea s-o dovedeasc\u0103 \u015fi p-asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peni\u0163a Ascu\u0163it\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>*Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum, m\u0103, abia s\u0103 apuci \u015fi tu s\u0103-\u0163i duci acetona, farfuriile, \u201cabsorbantele\u201d (alea \u00eenalte din cristal!), pixurile \u015fi brichetele cu Iohannis, la birou, \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i \u015fi pice Guvernul?! Cum, m\u0103, nici s\u0103 n-apuci s\u0103 stai \u015fi tu ca omu\u2019 salariat la program, m\u0103car 4 ore? C\u0103 cic\u0103 doamna Danciu chiar nu ar fi apucat\u2026 V\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":53034,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: Guvernul Orban pleac\u0103 acas\u0103! 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