{"id":70313,"date":"2019-12-12T17:19:20","date_gmt":"2019-12-12T15:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=70313"},"modified":"2019-12-12T17:19:20","modified_gmt":"2019-12-12T15:19:20","slug":"inspiratia-de-joi-da-pe-mine-un-ma-pun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2019\/12\/12\/inspiratia-de-joi-da-pe-mine-un-ma-pun\/","title":{"rendered":"InspiRa\u0163ia de joi: &#8222;Da&#8217; pe mine un&#8217; m\u0103 pun?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/danciu-bun-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-70314\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chiar a\u015fa! Dumneavoastr\u0103, Dana Danciu de la OFL Giurgiu, tot numi\u0163i, tot numi\u0163i, potrivit admiratorilor &#8222;d\u0103 p\u0103&#8221; feisbuc, dar pe dumneavoastr\u0103 v\u0103 bag\u0103 cineva \u00een seam\u0103? Serios, acum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E ca aia cu &#8222;vracii&#8221;. Cu D. Cum naiba-i vindec\u0103 ei pe al\u0163ii, c\u00e2nd nu sunt  \u00een stare s\u0103 se vindece singuri? C\u0103 doar n-o\u0163i fi vreun &#8222;fake politician&#8221; \u015fi-i numai gura de dumneavoastr\u0103, pe Facebook&#8230; Ptiu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La APIA nu v-a\u0163i nimerit, la Prefectur\u0103 nici at\u00e2t, la Ape v\u0103 cred \u015fi eu c\u0103 nu \u00eendr\u0103zni\u0163i&#8230; \ud83d\ude00  La Inspectoratul \u015ecolar&#8230;, Doamne ap\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi p\u0103ze\u015fte! Deci, la poarta cui a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 v\u0103 face\u0163i, vorba &#8216;ceea, dublu selfie? U\u015for cu DSV-ul, v\u0103 rug\u0103m frumos! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei, \u00een plus, v\u0103 garant\u0103m c\u0103 la &#8222;Poarta Poporului&#8221; e cam greu, c\u0103 cic\u0103 acolo trebuie mai mult de XI clase. Clas\u0103, sorry. Really. Kiss, kiss! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And goodbye!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*<em><strong>Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare. Chiar e nevoie s\u0103 preciz\u0103m c\u0103 foto e trucaj? \ud83d\ude00<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chiar a\u015fa! Dumneavoastr\u0103, Dana Danciu de la OFL Giurgiu, tot numi\u0163i, tot numi\u0163i, potrivit admiratorilor &#8222;d\u0103 p\u0103&#8221; feisbuc, dar pe dumneavoastr\u0103 v\u0103 bag\u0103 cineva \u00een seam\u0103? Serios, acum! E ca aia cu &#8222;vracii&#8221;. Cu D. Cum naiba-i vindec\u0103 ei pe al\u0163ii, c\u00e2nd nu sunt \u00een stare s\u0103 se vindece singuri? C\u0103 doar n-o\u0163i fi vreun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":70314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"InspiRa\u0163ia de joi: \"Da' pe mine un' m\u0103 pun?\" - GIURGIU NET","description":"Chiar a\u015fa! Dumneavoastr\u0103, Dana Danciu de la OFL Giurgiu, tot numi\u0163i, tot numi\u0163i, potrivit admiratorilor \"d\u0103 p\u0103\" feisbuc, dar pe dumneavoastr\u0103 v\u0103 bag\u0103 cineva \u00een"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,25,28],"tags":[823],"class_list":["post-70313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-pam","category-pol","category-uo","tag-dana-danciu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}