{"id":69631,"date":"2019-10-08T10:43:44","date_gmt":"2019-10-08T07:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=69631"},"modified":"2019-10-08T10:43:44","modified_gmt":"2019-10-08T07:43:44","slug":"inspiratia-de-marti-daca-n-ai-bani-de-masina-ia-ti-un-scanner-de-retina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2019\/10\/08\/inspiratia-de-marti-daca-n-ai-bani-de-masina-ia-ti-un-scanner-de-retina\/","title":{"rendered":"InspiRa\u0163ia de mar\u0163i: Dac\u0103 n-ai bani de ma\u015fin\u0103, ia-\u0163i un scanner de retin\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Foarte inspirat don&#8217; ministru al Transporturilor, R\u0103zvan Cuc, n-avem ce zice! C\u0103 tre&#8217; s\u0103 zici ceva repede, ca s\u0103 uite lumea de \u00eenregistrarea cu amantele, c\u0103l\u0103ritul etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei, \u00een loc s\u0103 ne dea vreo veste bun\u0103 cu privire la lucr\u0103ri de infrastructur\u0103 rutier\u0103 \u015fi nu numai, Cuc propune introducerea unor <em><strong>sisteme de scanare a retinei \u015foferilor pentru depistarea oboselii la ace\u015ftia<\/strong><\/em>.  Cum, m\u0103? Ce s\u0103 facem???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asta ne mai lipsea, s\u0103-l vedem pe nenea poli\u0163istu&#8217;, cu ochiul \u0103la robotic, scan\u00e2nd ochii verzi ai domni\u015foarelor rele din trafic&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u0103i, dac\u0103 tot nu sunte\u0163i \u00een stare s\u0103 ne face\u0163i drumurile, ci doar s\u0103 rupe\u0163i contracte \u00een fa\u0163a presei, domnule ministru, de ce nu ne propune\u0163i s\u0103 ne construim <em>ma\u015fini zbur\u0103toare, unicorni, metrou-teleportor, ma\u015fini ale timpului \u015fi, desigur, scannere pentru retin\u0103 \u00eentru depistarea extratere\u015ftrilor dintre noi<\/em>?  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u015fa, \u015ftim dracului o treab\u0103 \u015fi v\u0103 pute\u0163i vedea lini\u015ftit de mandat&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hai, Engage!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/rotocap-bun.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-69633\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maleficent<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Foarte inspirat don&#8217; ministru al Transporturilor, R\u0103zvan Cuc, n-avem ce zice! C\u0103 tre&#8217; s\u0103 zici ceva repede, ca s\u0103 uite lumea de \u00eenregistrarea cu amantele, c\u0103l\u0103ritul etc. \u015ei, \u00een loc s\u0103 ne dea vreo veste bun\u0103 cu privire la lucr\u0103ri de infrastructur\u0103 rutier\u0103 \u015fi nu numai, Cuc propune introducerea unor sisteme de scanare a retinei [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"InspiRa\u0163ia de mar\u0163i: Dac\u0103 n-ai bani de ma\u015fin\u0103, ia-\u0163i un scanner de retin\u0103! - GIURGIU NET","description":"Foarte inspirat don' ministru al Transporturilor, R\u0103zvan Cuc, n-avem ce zice! C\u0103 tre' s\u0103 zici ceva repede, ca s\u0103 uite lumea de \u00eenregistrarea cu amantele, c\u0103l\u0103ri"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,19,23,25,28],"tags":[2290],"class_list":["post-69631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-adm","category-pam","category-pol","category-uo","tag-razvan-cuc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}