{"id":68394,"date":"2019-07-22T11:48:03","date_gmt":"2019-07-22T08:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=68394"},"modified":"2019-07-22T11:48:03","modified_gmt":"2019-07-22T08:48:03","slug":"inspiratiile-de-luni-ce-are-nicu-cu-cucu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2019\/07\/22\/inspiratiile-de-luni-ce-are-nicu-cu-cucu\/","title":{"rendered":"InspiRa\u0163iile de luni: Ce-are Nicu cu Cucu?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

S-a sculat, u\u015for,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nimeni Nicu\u015for:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce-au cu Cucu\u015for,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

De mi-l t\u0103v\u0103lesc,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-l nenorocesc…. C\u0103 eu \u00eel iubesc!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zbang. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se trezi seara trecut\u0103, prim-sopranul consilier jude\u0163ean al CJ Giurgiu, Nicu\u015for Iacob(azi deocamdat\u0103 PNL), trecut prin aproape toate partidele, s\u0103-i ia „ap\u0103rarea” lui R\u0103zvan Cuc, ministrul Transporturilor, dup\u0103 ce Silviu M\u0103n\u0103stire a dat bomba cu discu\u0163iile fierbi\u0163i din biroul ministrului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ARTICOLUL, AICI<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 „Mina \u015fi B\u0103d\u0103l\u0103u”, c\u0103 „bombe f\u00e2s\u00e2ite”… C\u0103 s\u0103 rabde nu \u015ftiu cine, c\u0103 f\u00e2s, c\u0103 p\u00e2r\u0163! Ce treab\u0103 ave\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 cu ministrul respectiv, domnule Nicu\u015for? Noi \u015ftim c\u0103 e destul de mare ca s\u0103 se apere \u015fi singur, p\u0103i, nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen loc s\u0103 v\u0103 pune\u0163i pe postat rug\u0103ciuni \u015fi compus psalmi inspira\u0163i de la dumneavoastr\u0103 din curte, v\u0103 arde grija tocmai de Cuc? Ciudat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Care-i \u015fpilu? E, am avea noi, a\u015fa, o b\u0103nuial\u0103, drept pentru care v-am f\u0103cut \u015fi ni\u015fte versuri:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Surse din PNL ne-au transmis c\u0103 \u00eengera\u015ful v-ar fi \u015fi r\u0103spuns, iat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u015for, Nicu\u015for,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu-l pl\u00e2nge pe Cucu\u015for,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 nu scapi a\u015fa u\u015for!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei degeaba \u201ete dai bine\u201d,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boss e cu paru\u2019 pe tine!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103, \u015fi-a\u015fa, tu, la jude\u0163,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La to\u0163i le faci p\u0103rul cre\u0163,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iei cuv\u00e2ntul f\u0103r\u0103 rost,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

E… o „lec\u0163ie pe de rost”!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca s\u0103 fie os de ros…<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai, Vaya con Dios!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 o inspira\u0163ie nu vine niciodat\u0103 singur\u0103 \u015fi dac\u0103 tot veni vorba de chestiunea cu DNA-u’: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

„Alo???? Sunt eeeeu, Picassooo”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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*Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S-a sculat, u\u015for, Nimeni Nicu\u015for: Ce-au cu Cucu\u015for, De mi-l t\u0103v\u0103lesc, Mi-l nenorocesc…. C\u0103 eu \u00eel iubesc! Zbang. Se trezi seara trecut\u0103, prim-sopranul consilier jude\u0163ean al CJ Giurgiu, Nicu\u015for Iacob(azi deocamdat\u0103 PNL), trecut prin aproape toate partidele, s\u0103-i ia „ap\u0103rarea” lui R\u0103zvan Cuc, ministrul Transporturilor, dup\u0103 ce Silviu M\u0103n\u0103stire a dat bomba cu discu\u0163iile fierbi\u0163i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":68398,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"InspiRa\u0163iile de luni: Ce-are Nicu cu Cucu? - GIURGIU NET","description":"S-a sculat, u\u015for, Nimeni Nicu\u015for: Ce-au cu Cucu\u015for, De mi-l t\u0103v\u0103lesc, Mi-l nenorocesc.... C\u0103 eu \u00eel iubesc! Zbang. Se trezi seara trecut\u0103, prim-sopranul consilie"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,25,28],"tags":[1843,2290],"class_list":["post-68394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-pam","category-pol","category-uo","tag-nicusor-iacob","tag-razvan-cuc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}