{"id":68051,"date":"2019-06-26T12:11:53","date_gmt":"2019-06-26T09:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=68051"},"modified":"2019-06-26T12:11:53","modified_gmt":"2019-06-26T09:11:53","slug":"pamflet-primarul-care-m-au-votat-aia-sa-ma-cele-10-porunci-de-ale-lui-barbu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2019\/06\/26\/pamflet-primarul-care-m-au-votat-aia-sa-ma-cele-10-porunci-de-ale-lui-barbu\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: Primarul \u201eCare m-au votat, \u0103ia s\u0103 m\u0103…\u201d. Cele 10 porunci (de-)ale lui Barbu!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

V\u0103dit din ce \u00een ce mai \u00een\u0163elept, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce spore\u015fte num\u0103rul c\u0103l\u0103toriilor la Muntele Athos sau, pur \u015fi simplu, \u00een locuri exotice, primarul municipiului Giurgiu, dl.<\/strong> Nicolae Barbu, ne cam „distreaz\u0103” cu …. #VorbeDeDuhNuFapteConcrete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen afar\u0103 de citate din diverse filme sau pove\u015fti de adormit copiii, c\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 transmit\u0103 mesaje colegilor din partid, edilul \u015fef le are \u015fi cu pasatul public al responsabilit\u0103\u0163ii. De preferat, \u00een Gr\u0103dina Domnului, c\u0103 e inutil de tras la r\u0103spundere \u0102l de Sus, nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen contextul invaziei de \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ari #rezisten\u0163i, o coleg\u0103 l-a \u00eentrebat recent de ce e vegeta\u0163ia c\u00e2t casa \u00een tot ora\u015ful<\/em>, iar r\u0103spunsul dl.<\/strong> domniei sale ar fi fost, a spus ea, c\u0103 n-ar mai vrea nimeni s\u0103 munceasc\u0103\u2026 E, asta era pic\u0103tura care umple paharul, pe cuv\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pornind de la \u201cprima porunc\u0103\u201d pe care o vede\u0163i mai jos, ne-am\ng\u00e2ndit s\u0103-i d\u0103m \u015fi alte idei de r\u0103spuns dl.<\/strong>\nprimar, dac\u0103-l mai trage cineva la r\u0103spundere cu privire la ora\u015ful \u0103sta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Z\u0103pada<\/strong>: Cine-a dat-o, \u0103la s\u0103 o ia(\u0103sta e citat!)<\/li>
  2. Inunda\u0163iile \u00een ora\u015f:<\/strong> Cine le-a provocat, \u0103la s\u0103 evacueze apele!<\/li>
  3. T\u00e2n\u0163arii<\/strong>: Cine i-a creat, \u0103la s\u0103-i st\u00e2rpeasc\u0103!<\/li>
  4. Praf<\/strong>: Cine l-a f\u0103cut, \u0103la s\u0103-l spele!<\/li>
  5. Parcuri ne\u00eengrijite<\/strong>: Cine le-a f\u0103cut, \u0103la s\u0103 le \u00eentre\u0163in\u0103!<\/li>
  6. Gunoi<\/strong>: Cine-l face, \u0103la s\u0103-l duc\u0103 la depozitul ecologic!<\/li>
  7. Apa de la robinet<\/strong>: Cine-a f\u0103cut-o, \u0103la s\u0103 o transforme \u00een ap\u0103 potabil\u0103! Sau agheasm\u0103.<\/li>
  8. Lipsa investitorilor<\/strong>: Care i-a gonit prima oar\u0103, \u0103ia s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 \u00eenapoi!<\/li>
  9. Gaze \u015fi canalizare<\/strong>: Care le-a inventat, \u0103la s\u0103 le bage \u00een restul ora\u015fului!<\/li>
  10. Gropile de pe toate drumuri<\/strong>le: A, B\u0103d\u0103l\u0103u \u015fi Mina sunt de vin\u0103!(ah, sta\u0163i, \u015fi \u0103sta-i citat)<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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    *Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare! Fotografia este un trucaj, desigur… \ud83d\ude00<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    (fotografia original\u0103 cu dl. primar \u00eei apar\u0163ine lui Vasile Arcanu)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    V\u0103dit din ce \u00een ce mai \u00een\u0163elept, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce spore\u015fte num\u0103rul c\u0103l\u0103toriilor la Muntele Athos sau, pur \u015fi simplu, \u00een locuri exotice, primarul municipiului Giurgiu, dl. Nicolae Barbu, ne cam „distreaz\u0103” cu …. #VorbeDeDuhNuFapteConcrete. \u00cen afar\u0103 de citate din diverse filme sau pove\u015fti de adormit copiii, c\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 transmit\u0103 mesaje colegilor din partid, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":68052,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: Primarul \u201eCare m-au votat, \u0103ia s\u0103 m\u0103...\u201d. Cele 10 porunci (de-)ale lui Barbu! - GIURGIU NET","description":"V\u0103dit din ce \u00een ce mai \u00een\u0163elept, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce spore\u015fte num\u0103rul c\u0103l\u0103toriilor la Muntele Athos sau, pur \u015fi simplu, \u00een locuri exotice, primarul municipiului Giurgi"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,19,23,25,28],"tags":[1831],"class_list":["post-68051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-adm","category-pam","category-pol","category-uo","tag-nicolae-barbu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68051\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}