{"id":67124,"date":"2019-05-06T14:21:56","date_gmt":"2019-05-06T11:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=67124"},"modified":"2019-05-06T14:21:56","modified_gmt":"2019-05-06T11:21:56","slug":"mai-rares-ai-nimerit-o-la-giurgiu-se-vad-perfect-efectele-cutremurului-liberal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2019\/05\/06\/mai-rares-ai-nimerit-o-la-giurgiu-se-vad-perfect-efectele-cutremurului-liberal\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103i, Rare\u015f, ai nimerit-o!  La Giurgiu, se v\u0103d perfect efectele \u201ecutremurului liberal\u201d&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Eheee, dac\u0103 ar fi avut inspira\u0163ie \u015fi la proiecte pentru dezvoltarea Rom\u00e2niei cum \u201eau\u201d la discursuri, PNL-i\u015ftii (contemporani) ar fi scris istorie p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Ghinion. <strong>-ul nostru<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ocazii, \u00eens\u0103, c\u00e2te-au mai avut! Ce-or fi f\u0103cut cu ele, fra\u0163ilor?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La Giurgiu, iat\u0103, au avut chiar 16 ani la dispozi\u0163ie \u00een municipiu \u015fi opt la jude\u0163 ca s\u0103 ne transforme \u00eentr-o veritabil\u0103 sta\u0163iune la malul Dun\u0103rii. A\u015fa cum cer ei acum de la al\u0163ii s\u0103 \u00eenf\u0103ptuiasc\u0103 peste noapte&#8230; O via\u0163\u0103 de om.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru c\u0103, probabil, fumeaz\u0103 acela\u015fi lucru, diminea\u0163a, la cafea, dup\u0103 o noapte cu vise nebune despre cum o fi la Putere, Ludovic Orban \u015fi Rare\u015f Bogdan dau \u201ebombe\u201d dup\u0103 \u201ebombe\u201d \u00een discursurile lor agitate, ba chiar crizate, dac\u0103 ne este permis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De la invocarea \u201ehusarilor \u00eenaripa\u0163i\u201d \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la invocarea \u201ecutremurului liberal\u201d n-a fost dec\u00e2t o&#8230; f\u00e2lf\u00eeire de arip\u0103 a unei mici \u015fi foarte ame\u0163ite <strong>Drosophila Melanogaster (<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.paflora.ro\/musculita-de-otet-drosophila-melanogaster\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"https:\/\/www.paflora.ro\/musculita-de-otet-drosophila-melanogaster\/) (se deschide \u00eentr-o fil\u0103 nou\u0103)\">https:\/\/www.paflora.ro\/musculita-de-otet-drosophila-melanogaster\/)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acum, sper c\u0103, dac\u0103 vreodat\u0103 ve\u0163i ajunge \u015fi la Giurgiu, \u00een campania asta ori \u00een via\u0163a asta, domnule Rare\u015f, n-o s-o b\u0103ga\u0163i p-asta cu, scuza\u0163i, cutremurul liberal! Nu de alta, dar s-ar putea s\u0103 v\u0103 nimereasc\u0103 fix peste ochi, metaforic vorbind desigur, vreo c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 din ruinele provocate tocmai de c\u0103tre acesta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oricum, le recomand\u0103m locuitorilor jude\u0163ului Giurgiu s\u0103 se preg\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru c\u00e2nd or s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia s\u0103 le vorbeasc\u0103 despre \u201ecutremurul liberal\u201d! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0103 aib\u0103 pus deoparte ni\u015fte tsunami cu agheasm\u0103, dar \u015fi o tornad\u0103 cu esen\u0163\u0103 de detergent. Ca s\u0103 scoat\u0103 dracii din ei \u015fi s\u0103 cure\u0163e mizeriile \u00eempro\u015fcate tot de ei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apoi, s\u0103 vede\u0163i voi \u00een ce fel e <em>uraganul giurgiuvean<\/em>, la urne, c\u00e2nd \u00eei c\u0103lca\u0163i pe oameni pe b\u0103t\u0103turi \u015fi v\u0103 bate\u0163i joc de inteligen\u0163a lor! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A, am g\u0103sit \u015fi o poz\u0103 cu Giurgiu, dup\u0103 \u201ecutremurul liberal\u201d din vremea c\u00e2nd PNL avea fr\u00e2iele \u015fi la jude\u0163 \u015fi la municipiu. E trucaj, of course, dar, metaforic vorbind, eram tot p-acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/ruine-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-67125\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>*Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eheee, dac\u0103 ar fi avut inspira\u0163ie \u015fi la proiecte pentru dezvoltarea Rom\u00e2niei cum \u201eau\u201d la discursuri, PNL-i\u015ftii (contemporani) ar fi scris istorie p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Ghinion. -ul nostru Ocazii, \u00eens\u0103, c\u00e2te-au mai avut! Ce-or fi f\u0103cut cu ele, fra\u0163ilor?! La Giurgiu, iat\u0103, au avut chiar 16 ani la dispozi\u0163ie \u00een municipiu \u015fi opt la jude\u0163 ca [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67125,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"M\u0103i, Rare\u015f, ai nimerit-o! La Giurgiu, se v\u0103d perfect efectele \u201ecutremurului liberal\u201d... - GIURGIU NET","description":"Eheee, dac\u0103 ar fi avut inspira\u0163ie \u015fi la proiecte pentru dezvoltarea Rom\u00e2niei cum \u201eau\u201d la discursuri, PNL-i\u015ftii (contemporani) ar fi scris istorie p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. 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