{"id":66626,"date":"2019-04-01T12:26:42","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T09:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=66626"},"modified":"2019-04-01T12:26:42","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T09:26:42","slug":"breichin-niuz-nicusor-iacob-va-adresa-intrebari-logice-in-sedintele-cj-giurgiu-alte-9-vesti-importante-care-ne-privesc-pe-toti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2019\/04\/01\/breichin-niuz-nicusor-iacob-va-adresa-intrebari-logice-in-sedintele-cj-giurgiu-alte-9-vesti-importante-care-ne-privesc-pe-toti\/","title":{"rendered":"BREICHIN\u2019 NIUZ! Nicu\u015for Iacob va adresa \u00eentreb\u0103ri logice \u00een \u015fedin\u0163ele CJ Giurgiu. Alte 9 ve\u015fti importante care ne privesc pe to\u0163i!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Zi mare, 1 aprilie, asta, \u00een lumea noastr\u0103… prost- f\u0103cut\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am aflat 10 breakingnews-uri pe care, cum\naltfel?!, vi le \u015foptim \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103, cum v-am obi\u015fnuit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. PNL se laud\u0103 c\u0103 a reu\u015fit, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit<\/strong>, s\u0103 m\u0103reasc\u0103 pensiile, salariile, aloca\u0163iile etc. Ce chestie, p\u0103cat c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u00een guvernarea altora…<\/li>
  2. \u00centr-un ultim sondaj realizat la Giurgiu, 145,(8)% dintre giurgiuveni \u00eel vor pe \u015feful interimar al PNL Giurgiu, Dan Motreanu, ca reprezentant al lor \u00een Parlamentul European. Sigur, ceilal\u0163i n-au auzit \u00een via\u0163a lor de el \u015fi consider\u0103 c\u0103 va face mare, mare br\u00e2nz\u0103 pentru Giurgiu, oriunde ar ajunge.<\/li>
  3. Nicu\u015for Iacob ia cursuri de baz\u0103 de administra\u0163ie \u015fi limba spaniol\u0103(ca s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 \u015fi el faza cu \u201eVaya con Dios!\u201d). El vrea, astfel, s\u0103 nu mai r\u00e2d\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea de el c\u00e2nd pune \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u00een \u015fedin\u0163e. Apoi, \u015fi ceea ce posteaz\u0103 pe FB pe acest subiect ar trebui s\u0103 aib\u0103 logic\u0103 \u015fi leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu domeniul, nu? Mult succes, avem nevoie de #profesioni\u015fti \u00een #administra\u0163ie!<\/li>
  4. Costel Dumitru \u00eei c\u00e2nt\u0103, \u00een fiecare sear\u0103, serenade de \u00eemp\u0103care, cu refrenul \u201eIart\u0103-m\u0103, na\u015fule, nu mai fuck, fac, pardon!\u201d, sub balcon, lui Marin Anton. Asta, a\u015fa, c\u0103… dac\u0103 va c\u00e2\u015ftiga \u0103sta, dracului, procesul cu PNL \u015fi revine \u015fef la Giurgiu, v\u0103 da\u0163i seama?!<\/li>
  5. Dana Danciu va sus\u0163ine, cu burtica plin\u0103, pardon, ptiu! cu sala plin\u0103, cursuri motiva\u0163ionale despre cum s\u0103 ajungi rapid lider la OFL Giurgiu \u015fi despre vorbitul liber \u00een public. Ea va zice tot, pe ner\u0103suflate, corect gramatical, exclusiv din capul ei. So\u0163ul n-o s\u0103-i mai fac\u0103 nici post\u0103rile de pe FB, de acum!<\/li>
  6. La ce ghinion are, PNL va fi \u00eenghi\u0163it, \u00eentr-un final, de PACT. La Giurgiu nu e cazul, pentru c\u0103 n-avem nici, nici.<\/li>
  7. Surse serioase transmit c\u0103 pre\u015fedintele Klaus Iohannis se arat\u0103 interesat s\u0103 pun\u0103 m\u00e2na \u015fi pe Casa Tineretului din Giurgiu. C\u0103 \u015fi-a\u015fa, \u00eenc\u0103 st\u0103 degeba. \u015ei apoi, 7 e num\u0103r magic! Nu?<\/li>
  8. Noul primar al municipiului Giurgiu… r\u0103m\u00e2ne Marian M\u0103roiu. Prefect va fi Pepi Must\u0103\u0163eanu. \u00cen 2125, pre\u015fedinte la jude\u0163 redevine Beianu. \u015eef al PNL Giurgiu va fi, \u00eentr-un final, chiar Orban, c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 mai aib\u0103 pe cine s\u0103 trimit\u0103 de la centru. C\u0103 n-o s\u0103 mai fie centru. Sunt date certe, confirmate de c\u0103tre cercet\u0103torii britanici.<\/li>
  9. PNL Giurgiu \u00ee\u015fi va face organiza\u0163ii \u00een fiecare comun\u0103 \u015fi, dup\u0103 ce pleac\u0103 Motreanu la Bruxelles, pre\u015fedinte va fi ales \u0103la care stinge lumina. Doamna Carmen, ave\u0163i leg\u0103tura!<\/li>
  10. Lucian Iliescu r\u00e2de cu lacrimi c\u00e2nd cite\u015fte acest articol! \ud83d\ude00 Hai, s\u0103 avem o zi cu z\u00e2mbete \u015fi aten\u0163ie sporit\u0103!<\/em><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    *Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Zi mare, 1 aprilie, asta, \u00een lumea noastr\u0103… prost- f\u0103cut\u0103! Am aflat 10 breakingnews-uri pe care, cum altfel?!, vi le \u015foptim \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103, cum v-am obi\u015fnuit! PNL se laud\u0103 c\u0103 a reu\u015fit, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, s\u0103 m\u0103reasc\u0103 pensiile, salariile, aloca\u0163iile etc. Ce chestie, p\u0103cat c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u00een guvernarea altora… \u00centr-un ultim sondaj realizat la Giurgiu, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":66627,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"BREICHIN\u2019 NIUZ! Nicu\u015for Iacob va adresa \u00eentreb\u0103ri logice \u00een \u015fedin\u0163ele CJ Giurgiu. Alte 9 ve\u015fti importante care ne privesc pe to\u0163i! - GIURGIU NET","description":"Zi mare, 1 aprilie, asta, \u00een lumea noastr\u0103... prost- f\u0103cut\u0103! Am aflat 10 breakingnews-uri pe care, cum altfel?!, vi le \u015foptim \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103, cum v-am obi\u015fnui"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,25,28],"tags":[2027],"class_list":["post-66626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-pam","category-pol","category-uo","tag-pnl-giurgiu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}