{"id":65807,"date":"2019-02-15T12:01:49","date_gmt":"2019-02-15T10:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=65807"},"modified":"2019-02-15T12:01:49","modified_gmt":"2019-02-15T10:01:49","slug":"pamflet-pentru-ca-au-terminat-cu-toti-infractorii-din-giurgiu-politistii-nostri-au-trecut-la-bulgari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2019\/02\/15\/pamflet-pentru-ca-au-terminat-cu-toti-infractorii-din-giurgiu-politistii-nostri-au-trecut-la-bulgari\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: Pentru c\u0103 au terminat cu to\u0163i infractorii din Giurgiu, poli\u0163i\u015ftii no\u015ftri au trecut la bulgari"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u0103\n\u00een\u0163eleg perfect. Nici eu nu suport c\u00e2nd \u0163i se furnizeaz\u0103 o informa\u0163ie\ntrunchiat\u0103, gen: \u015fobolani mor\u0163i g\u0103si\u0163i \u00een alimentele dintr-un supermarket. \u015ei\nat\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">OK, s\u0103r\u2019na, da\u2019 care e \u0103la? S\u0103 \u015ftim \u015fi noi, ca s\u0103 nu ne mai ducem acolo, altfel, informa\u0163ia nu ne ajut\u0103 la nimic, mul\u0163umim, \u0163ine\u0163i-o pentru voi! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 m\u0103 ierta\u0163i dac\u0103 am mai gre\u015fit, n-o s\u0103 mai fac, v\u0103 promit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sau, alt exemplu: magazin de eletrocasnice, acuzat de \u00een\u015felare a clien\u0163ilor. Bine, bine, mul\u0163umesc, dar care dracului firm\u0103? Sau, de la Poli\u0163ie, \u00eentotdeauna: un b\u0103rbat, A.K., foarte periculos, a sc\u0103pat din Penitenciar&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>Exemplele sunt inventate, dar inspirate din comunic\u0103ri reale<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei, dac\u0103 nu reu\u015fe\u015fti s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti o surs\u0103, fie \u00een institu\u0163ia care d\u0103 anun\u0163ul, fie de la locul \u201efaptei\u201d, ca s\u0103 completezi, ca s\u0103 nu te \u00eenjure lumea, r\u0103m\u00e2i cu \u015ftirea trunchiat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u015fa \u015fi ieri, \u00een comunicatul de pres\u0103 al Poli\u0163iei Giurgiu. N-am nimic personal cu nimeni, v\u0103 dau cuv\u00e2ntul meu de onoare! Ba chiar vreau s\u0103 precizez, c\u0103 a\u015fa e frumos, c\u0103, de la ultimul articol Giurgiu NET pe acest subiect, comunicatele IPJ Giurgiu chiar s-au mai \u00eembog\u0103\u0163it. Un picu\u015for, dar tot e ceva. F\u0103r\u0103 mi\u015fto. M\u0103 bucur \u015fi mul\u0163umesc pentru aten\u0163ie! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sigur, acum au \u00eenceput \u015fi cu promovarea activit\u0103\u0163ii din Vama Giurgiu, deci primim comunicate pe acela\u015fi subiect \u015fi de la Poli\u0163ia de Frontier\u0103 \u015fi de la cea Jude\u0163ean\u0103&#8230; \ud83d\ude00 Ca s\u0103 ne s\u0103tur\u0103m, \u00een\u0163eleg, \u00een\u0163eleg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen\nfine, s\u0103 revenim la comunicatul de ieri, e prea mi\u015fto ca s-o las s\u0103 treac\u0103, nu\nv\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i pe mine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Avem a\u015fa, \u00een titlu, <em>una bucat\u0103 administrator cercetat pentru evaziune fiscal\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Buuun, subiect interesant, merge, g\u0103sim cititori. \u00cen primul paragraf afl\u0103m c\u0103 nenea e bulgar. Moaaaa. N-au mai dat nici m\u0103car ini\u0163iale, c\u0103 n-are sens, oricum nu-l cunoa\u015fte\u0163i, c\u0103 e din Bulgaria, ce dracu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A prejudiciat bugetul de stat cu peste&#8230;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei\nde aici, \u00eencepi s\u0103 g\u00e2nde\u015fti: care buget, hai, poate g\u0103sim mai jos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mai jos, nimic, doar perioada \u00een care ar fi f\u0103cut evaziunea, nici m\u0103car \u00een ce domeniu. \u00cen general, \u00een alte comunicate, din alte vremuri, ni se spunea: cu lemne, cu de\u015feuri, cu sticle, cu carne de broasc\u0103, nu \u015ftiu&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nimic. \u015etim doar c\u0103 e bulgar, c\u0103 a f\u0103cut evaziune fiscal\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 l-a prins poli\u0163ia din Giurgiu.  Uite:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/pol-evaziune-incomplet.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-65808\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bravo, m\u0103, b\u0103ie\u0163i, sunte\u0163i cei mai tari din Rom\u00e2nia! \u00cemi da\u0163i voie s\u0103 deduc c\u0103 bugetul era al Chinei, c\u0103 evaziunea era cu dopuri de plut\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 avea sediul firmei \u00een Corfu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u015fa comunicat de pres\u0103 nu mai vedem noi! Cu precizarea c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 purt\u0103torii de cuv\u00e2nt nu fac d-astea de capul lor, v\u0103 pup!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P.S.: O giurgiuveanc\u0103 specializat\u0103 \u00een drept mi-a atras aten\u0163ia \u00een privat asupra finalului. Zice ea, dac\u0103 sunt date asemenea informa\u0163ii(adic\u0103, oricum, \u00een loc de alea bune) nu ne \u015ftergem la fund cu prezum\u0163ia de nevinov\u0103\u0163ie a bietului om? Nu, t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 domni\u015foar\u0103, c\u0103 oricum nu \u015ftim cine e, ce-a f\u0103cut \u015fi \u00een ce \u0163ar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KonDeyul<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Acesta este un pamflet \u015fi trebuie tratat ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg perfect. Nici eu nu suport c\u00e2nd \u0163i se furnizeaz\u0103 o informa\u0163ie trunchiat\u0103, gen: \u015fobolani mor\u0163i g\u0103si\u0163i \u00een alimentele dintr-un supermarket. \u015ei at\u00e2t. OK, s\u0103r\u2019na, da\u2019 care e \u0103la? S\u0103 \u015ftim \u015fi noi, ca s\u0103 nu ne mai ducem acolo, altfel, informa\u0163ia nu ne ajut\u0103 la nimic, mul\u0163umim, \u0163ine\u0163i-o pentru voi! S\u0103 m\u0103 ierta\u0163i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":65808,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: Pentru c\u0103 au terminat cu to\u0163i infractorii din Giurgiu, poli\u0163i\u015ftii no\u015ftri au trecut la bulgari - GIURGIU NET","description":"V\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg perfect. Nici eu nu suport c\u00e2nd \u0163i se furnizeaz\u0103 o informa\u0163ie trunchiat\u0103, gen: \u015fobolani mor\u0163i g\u0103si\u0163i \u00een alimentele dintr-un supermarket. \u015ei at\u00e2t. 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