{"id":65700,"date":"2019-02-11T18:58:47","date_gmt":"2019-02-11T16:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=65700"},"modified":"2019-02-11T18:58:47","modified_gmt":"2019-02-11T16:58:47","slug":"sef-nou-la-pnl-giurgiu-alo-nu-va-intoarceti-privirea-stimabile-c-atunci-va-musca-serpii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2019\/02\/11\/sef-nou-la-pnl-giurgiu-alo-nu-va-intoarceti-privirea-stimabile-c-atunci-va-musca-serpii\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015eef nou la PNL Giurgiu. Alo, nu v\u0103 \u00eentoarce\u0163i privirea, stimabile, c-atunci v\u0103 mu\u015fc\u0103 \u015ferpii!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Domnul Motreanu, nu v\u0103 bucura\u0163i prea tare! U\u015furel, a\u015fa, cu\u2026 precau\u0163ie, ca la Giurgiu. Se pare c\u0103 ave\u0163i suficient\u0103 experien\u0163\u0103 ca s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 tocmai \u0103\u015ftia care v\u0103 pup\u0103 acum peste tot, s-ar putea s\u0103 v\u0103 mu\u015fte de dos, la prima strigare! <br \/> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103racu\u2019 Anton, nici nu i s-a r\u0103cit bine scaunul unde \u015fi-a odihnit fesele pline de buzele celor care l-au executat! \u015ei uite, acum, acelea\u015fi buze antrenate se \u00eendreapt\u0103 firesc, f\u0103r\u0103 remu\u015fc\u0103ri, spre noul \u015fef. Interimar, la PNL Giurgiu, Dan Motreanu. <br \/> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nici cerneala nu s-a uscat bine pe primul site care a dat, azi, \u201ebomba\u201d, c\u0103 s-a \u015fi umplut feisbucu de #bunveniturile \u201eliberalilor\u201d autentici. Exact, exact, \u0103ia care au garantat c\u0103 ar face orice pentru binele partidului(hahahaha). Mai pu\u0163in chestii constructive, of course!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu \u015ftiu ce m\u0103 \u00eengre\u0163o\u015feaz\u0103 mai tare, mesajul lacrimogen al lui Alexandru Andrei sau astea ale voastre\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/1-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-65704\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/2-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-65705\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/3-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-65706\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da\u2019 s\u0103 vede\u0163i cum o s\u0103 fie la prima \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 a PNL Giurgiu! \u00cembr\u00e2nceli, nebunie, care s\u0103 fie primul la pupat:<br \/> -O, dar ce frumos \u015fi t\u00e2n\u0103r sunte\u0163i, \u015fefu! <br \/> -Pe dumneavoastr\u0103 de fapt v-am vrut mereu!<br \/> -D-aia l-am \u015fi mazilit pe Anton, c\u0103 auziser\u0103m de dumneavoastr\u0103 \u015fi v\u0103 doream aici!<br \/> -Permite\u0163i-ne s\u0103 v\u0103 s\u0103rut\u0103m m\u00e2inile \u00eendelung pentru tot ceea ce a\u0163i fost, sunte\u0163i \u015fi ve\u0163i fi!<br \/> -Doar \u00een noi pute\u0163i avea \u00eencredere, da\u0163i-i dreaq pe vechii PNL-i\u015fti, c\u0103 nu &#8222;face&#8221; nimic \u00een CJ, v\u0103 rug\u0103m nu ne executa\u0163i nevestele \u015fi nici pe noi, c\u0103 o s\u0103 fim cumin\u0163i, jur\u0103m pe galben!<br \/> -PNL Giurgiu de dumneavoastr\u0103 avea nevoie ca s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103m toate alegerile cu 100%!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hmm, ave\u0163i grij\u0103 la declara\u0163ii, la spate \u015fi de oamenii de bine care-au mai r\u0103mas acolo. \u00cen rest? Dumnezeu cu mila! F\u0103r\u0103 glum\u0103.<br \/>  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Abia a\u015ftept\u0103m prima conferin\u0163\u0103 de pres\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Domnul Motreanu, nu v\u0103 bucura\u0163i prea tare! U\u015furel, a\u015fa, cu\u2026 precau\u0163ie, ca la Giurgiu. Se pare c\u0103 ave\u0163i suficient\u0103 experien\u0163\u0103 ca s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 tocmai \u0103\u015ftia care v\u0103 pup\u0103 acum peste tot, s-ar putea s\u0103 v\u0103 mu\u015fte de dos, la prima strigare! S\u0103racu\u2019 Anton, nici nu i s-a r\u0103cit bine scaunul unde \u015fi-a odihnit fesele [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":65707,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"\u015eef nou la PNL Giurgiu. 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