{"id":64712,"date":"2018-12-12T15:30:17","date_gmt":"2018-12-12T13:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=64712"},"modified":"2018-12-12T15:30:17","modified_gmt":"2018-12-12T13:30:17","slug":"nu-va-zic-ca-oricum-nu-pricepeti-dedicatie-fara-noiumar-de-la-marin-anton-zis-si-io-am-studii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2018\/12\/12\/nu-va-zic-ca-oricum-nu-pricepeti-dedicatie-fara-noiumar-de-la-marin-anton-zis-si-io-am-studii\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu v\u0103 zic, c\u0103, oricum, nu pricepe\u0163i&#8230; Dedica\u0163ie f\u0103r\u0103 n(oi)um\u0103(r) de la Marin Anton, zis \u015fi \u201eIo am studii\u201d!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aten\u0163ie! Pe cei care NU sunt <em>ingineri <\/em>ca domnul Marin Anton, cei care nu au <em>studii superioare<\/em> ca domnul Marin Anton, eventual \u015fi cei care nu sunt <em>v\u00e2n\u0103tori <\/em>ca domnia sa, \u00eei avertiz\u0103m c\u0103 domnul <em>inginer cu studii superioare<\/em> Marin Anton consider\u0103 c\u0103 nu merit\u0103 explica\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>Aceasta, deoarece n-ar pricepe limbajul s\u0103u elevat \u015fi superior, conform preg\u0103tirii domniei sale.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 ne fie ru\u015fine \u015fi s\u0103 nu mai \u00eendr\u0103znim de acum s\u0103 cerem l\u0103muriri la concluziile \u00een\u0163elepte, geniale chiar ale <em>domnului inginer cu studii superioare<\/em> Marin Anton!<\/p>\n<p>Mai pe scurt, e prea de\u015ftept pentru noi, ceilal\u0163i, ni\u015fte ne-ingineri \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 studii ca domnia sa, el, probabil, viitor pre\u015fedinte al Academiei Rom\u00e2ne. La sec\u0163ia &#8222;ingineri(i)\u201d, of course!<\/p>\n<p>Cel pu\u0163in cam a\u015fa a transmis c\u00e2nd i-am cerut, azi, ca un umil gazetar f\u0103r\u0103 studii \u015fi ne-inginer, \u00een conferin\u0163\u0103 de pres\u0103, s\u0103 ne explice ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 pentru el buget prost-\u00eentocmit la Consiliul Jude\u0163ean, prost-management la Consiliul Jude\u0163ean, dac\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege de la ce capitol s-au luat bani pentru salariile la DGASPC, cum e cu \u015fcoala, cu Cornul \u015fi Laptele&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 noi, domnule inginer, nu \u00eenghi\u0163im pe nemestecate declara\u0163ii, precum Nicu\u015for \u015fi prietenii s\u0103i, a\u015fa ne-ingineri cum suntem \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 studii ca ale dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>I-am dat asigur\u0103ri c\u0103 voi nota \u00eentocmai cum va r\u0103spunde \u015fi c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu voi \u00een\u0163elege vreun cuv\u00e2nt, o s\u0103-l caut \u00een dic\u0163ionar, cum fac to\u0163i oamenii f\u0103r\u0103 studii, ne-ingineri, dar dornici s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ultima clip\u0103. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Nicio \u015fans\u0103. N-am aflat de la domnia sa dec\u00e2t c\u0103, ghici\u0163i: <em>este inginer, are studii superioare \u015fi este foarte m\u00e2ndru de asta. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei cu astea ce-a\u0163i f\u0103cut?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cu garan\u0163ia lec\u0163iei \u00eenv\u0103\u0163ate, aceea at\u00e2t de bine punctat\u0103, odinioar\u0103, de c\u0103tre Mark Twain: nu te certa cu&#8230; \u201eingineru\u2019\u201d, c\u0103 te trage la nivelul \u015fi te bate cu experien\u0163a, n-o s\u0103-l mai deranjez pe maestru Anton cu vreo \u00eentrebare!<\/p>\n<p>Mi-am \u00een\u0163eles locul \u00een societate \u015fi o s\u0103-l cred pe cuv\u00e2nt, de acum \u00eencolo, pe maestrul <em>inginer cu studii superioare<\/em> Marin Anton, Salvatorul acestui neam&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Acum, \u00eentre noi, oamenii de r\u00e2nd, fie vorba, hai s\u0103 continu\u0103m, pe \u00een\u0163elesul nostru: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nu m\u0103 a\u015fteptam, sincer, s\u0103 recunoasc\u0103 faptul c\u0103 au dat cu mucii \u00een fasole \u00een cazul salariilor angaja\u0163ilor DGASPC. Au vrut s\u0103 devin\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 treaba, dar nu le-a ie\u015fit.<\/p>\n<p>Sincer? Nu m\u0103 a\u015fteptam nici s-o \u0163in\u0103 pe-a lor, penibil, deja, cu tot cu studiile alea(p\u0103cat de ele), la c\u00e2te explica\u0163ii au fost oferite de cei \u00eendrept\u0103\u0163i\u0163i s\u0103 o fac\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu m\u0103 a\u015fteptam nici ca Nicu\u015for s\u0103 recunoasc\u0103 faptul c\u0103 n-a citit proiectul pe care nu l-a votat vinerea trecut\u0103, nici ca Anton s\u0103 explice, inginere\u015fte, literar, medical, cum dore\u015fte domnia sa, ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201eprost-management\u201d \u015fi toate celelalte acuza\u0163ii lansate c\u0103tre conducerea CJ Giurgiu.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, nu m\u0103 a\u015fteptam, dar a meritat \u00eencercarea.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, sincer, nici nu mai conteaz\u0103 ce cred sau ce declar\u0103 ei, PNL-i\u015ftii care, prin gura inginerului Marin Anton, au recunoscut c\u0103 menirea lor este s\u0103 fac\u0103 opozi\u0163ie la PSD cu orice pre\u0163. Adic\u0103 inclusiv dac\u0103 n-au motive. Nu mai conteaz\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Q.e.d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen mintea lor at\u00e2t de&#8230; superioar\u0103 nou\u0103, cum \u00ee\u015fi spun ei, doar a\u015fa poate evolua \u0163ara asta. Vai de capul nostru!\u00a0Nu de alta, dar Marin Anton a demostrat deja, \u00een 2012, c\u0103 teoria sa \u201efunc\u0163ioneaz\u0103\u201d: blochezi bugetul Consiliului Jude\u0163ean, pentru binele angaja\u0163ilor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Doar c\u0103 atunci era la Putere. \u015ei mai na\u015fpa. Dumnezeu s\u0103 ne apere!<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, pentru c\u0103 i-am spus c\u0103 o s\u0103 fac \u00een continuare ce m\u0103 pricep, \u00eei dedic \u015fi eu urm\u0103toarele versuri, cu precizarea: <em>f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r, f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103r<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Ingineru\u2019 o s\u0103 priceap\u0103. Cred&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201eIo? Am studii superioare<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-am strigat c\u00e2t am putut:<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 bugetul este varz\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>\u015ei cu asta ce-ai f\u0103cut?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nu pot s\u0103 dau explica\u0163ii<\/p>\n<p>De buget, n-a\u0163i priceput?<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 eu sunt un inginer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>\u015ei cu asta ce-ai f\u0103cut?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nu v\u0103 zic, c\u0103 nu pricepe\u0163i!<\/p>\n<p>Facultate a\u0163i f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n<p>Nu? S\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i!<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>Deci, cu asta ce-ai f\u0103cut?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Zic c\u0103 este \u201eprost-management\u201d,<\/p>\n<p>Nu explic de la-nceput<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 par\u0103 c-am dreptate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>\u015ei cu asta ce-ai f\u0103cut?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Am blocat bugetu-odat\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>PDL-u-i priceput.<\/p>\n<p>Pl\u00e2ng acum de mila voastr\u0103,<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>\u015ei cu asta ce-ai f\u0103cut?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>N-a\u0163i l\u0103sat NIMIC \u00een Giurgiu!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Adev\u0103rul gol-golu\u0163!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Numai proast\u0103 opozi\u0163ie&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei cu asta ce-a\u0163i f\u0103cut?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Noi, ceilal\u0163i, ne-ingineri,<\/p>\n<p>Chiar pricepem foarte multe,<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei vedem cu ochii no\u015ftri&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 diplome? CU MINTE!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103&#8230; degeaba ave\u0163i \u201estudii\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei p\u0103re\u0163i interesat,<\/p>\n<p>N-o s\u0103 ne mai p\u0103c\u0103li\u0163i!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>D-aia nici nu v-am votat!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103t\u0103lina Sfetcu, ne-inginer, f\u0103r\u0103 studii superioare studiilor superioare domnului inginer Marin Anton<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aten\u0163ie! Pe cei care NU sunt ingineri ca domnul Marin Anton, cei care nu au studii superioare ca domnul Marin Anton, eventual \u015fi cei care nu sunt v\u00e2n\u0103tori ca domnia sa, \u00eei avertiz\u0103m c\u0103 domnul inginer cu studii superioare Marin Anton consider\u0103 c\u0103 nu merit\u0103 explica\u0163ii. Aceasta, deoarece n-ar pricepe limbajul s\u0103u elevat \u015fi superior, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":64714,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Nu v\u0103 zic, c\u0103, oricum, nu pricepe\u0163i... Dedica\u0163ie f\u0103r\u0103 n(oi)um\u0103(r) de la Marin Anton, zis \u015fi \u201eIo am studii\u201d! - GIURGIU NET","description":"Aten\u0163ie! 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