{"id":63812,"date":"2018-11-01T10:19:12","date_gmt":"2018-11-01T08:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=63812"},"modified":"2018-11-01T10:19:12","modified_gmt":"2018-11-01T08:19:12","slug":"faceti-va-cruce-miracol-la-pnl-giurgiu-sefei-ofl-i-a-aparut-sigla-partidului-pe-unghii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2018\/11\/01\/faceti-va-cruce-miracol-la-pnl-giurgiu-sefei-ofl-i-a-aparut-sigla-partidului-pe-unghii\/","title":{"rendered":"FACE\u0162I-V\u0102 CRUCE! Miracol la PNL Giurgiu! \u015eefei OFL i-a ap\u0103rut sigla partidului pe unghii!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asta-nseamn\u0103, Doamne, s\u0103 ai credin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi iubire! Asta! S\u0103 dea p-afar\u0103 am\u00e2ndou\u0103 de intense ce sunt \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163i-i ias\u0103 prin unghii, dac\u0103 prin altceva nu g\u0103sesc loc. Ca o stigmata, ce-i drept cosmetizat\u0103, nu pentru totdeauna, ci maximum o lun\u0103, c\u0103 se degradeaz\u0103 gelul&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Fra\u0163ilor, e mic copil extazul feisbucist produs de imaginea unei cruci ap\u0103rute-ntr-un cartof, descoperite, \u00eenainte de aruncarea cartofului sf\u00e2nt \u00een ciorb\u0103, de vreo gospodin\u0103 care aparent n-are nimic de transmis.<\/p>\n<p>Mic copil. S\u0103 vede\u0163i extaz \u00een cascad\u0103, \u00eentre \u201eprieteni\u201d, acolo, la PNL, c\u00e2nd o auzi Orban c\u0103 uneia de la Giurgiu, a\u015fa-zis\u0103 \u015fef\u0103 a femeilor liberale, i-a ap\u0103rut &#8222;sigla&#8221; partidului pe unghii. C\u00e2te, m\u0103, c\u00e2te sunte\u0163i \u00eensemnate \u00een halul \u0103sta? Niciuna.<\/p>\n<p>Pe to\u0163i c\u00e2rcota\u015fii eu v\u0103 contrazic, de la Giurgiu se d\u0103 \u201elumina\u201d. Aia de la l\u0103mpile care-au uscat rapid o manichiur\u0103 divin\u0103. Ateilor!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 vin\u0103 toate femeile din PNL s\u0103 i le pupe, ca pe moa\u015fte! S\u0103 o ducem \u015fi la muzeu, s\u0103 vin\u0103 pelerinii cu pelerine galbene din toat\u0103 \u0163ara s-o ating\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 se roage la o <em><u>ascensiune cel pu\u0163in la fel de rapid\u0103 \u015fi nemeritat\u0103 -zic unii- ca a ei<\/u><\/em>. S\u0103 o plimb\u0103m, cu degetele-ntinse, prin tot Giurgiu, s\u0103 vad\u0103 to\u0163i pro\u015ftii, asista\u0163ii social, ciuma ro\u015fie \u015fi bagabonzii ce-nseamn\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i iube\u015fti partidul! Netrebnicilor!<\/p>\n<p>Habar n-ave\u0163i voi c\u00e2t conteaz\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 ai activitate aproape de zero \u015fi doar vreo trei agresive al\u0103turi, care s\u0103-njure pe Facebook, dac\u0103 zice careva c\u0103 nu e\u015fti cum te dai. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 discursurile, comunicatele de pres\u0103, prefa\u0163a \u015fi prespatele \u0163i le face altul, zic colegii. Nu. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai avut O zi \u00een partid, \u00eenainte s\u0103 ajungi direct \u015fefu\u0163\u0103. Nu. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 te-a b\u0103gat pe felie unul pe care l-ai cam abandonat la prima alegere&#8230; Nu. Ai unghii cu sigla \u015fi culorile partidului? E\u015fti direct br\u0103tianc\u0103. Punct.<\/p>\n<p>Doamne, doamn\u0103, la c\u00e2t\u0103 credin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi iubire pentru partid a\u0163i demonstrat, s\u0103 nu v\u0103 ias\u0103, doamn\u0103, s\u0103geata-n frunte, ca lu\u2019 Harry Potter! C\u0103 da\u0163i de dracu\u2019 cu (scuza\u0163i!) \u015etii-Tu-Cine de Giurgiu, parol!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-63814\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/27935306_1633710713349724_900157170_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ptiu,<strong> expecto patronum!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 o recomandare pentru c\u00e2nd sau dac\u0103 v\u0103 ve\u0163i mai vedea cu Orban, din c\u00e2te am auzit, el nu prea se uit\u0103 la unghii, nah, ca b\u0103ie\u0163ii&#8230; Avem ni\u015fte sugestii pentru dvs., ca s\u0103 fi\u0163i sigur\u0103 c\u0103 \u015ftie c\u00e2t de implicat\u0103 sunte\u0163i:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-63816\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/bun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"558\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Acesta este un pamflet. Fotografia cu unghiile este pe bune, surs\u0103 FB. Celelalte dou\u0103 sunt trucaje, de\u015fi probabil ve\u0163i spune c\u0103 nu par :)) Toate trebuie tratate ca atare, drept pentru care v\u0103 \u015fi mul\u0163umim!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asta-nseamn\u0103, Doamne, s\u0103 ai credin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi iubire! Asta! S\u0103 dea p-afar\u0103 am\u00e2ndou\u0103 de intense ce sunt \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163i-i ias\u0103 prin unghii, dac\u0103 prin altceva nu g\u0103sesc loc. Ca o stigmata, ce-i drept cosmetizat\u0103, nu pentru totdeauna, ci maximum o lun\u0103, c\u0103 se degradeaz\u0103 gelul&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":63815,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"FACE\u0162I-V\u0102 CRUCE! 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