{"id":63659,"date":"2018-10-18T15:29:09","date_gmt":"2018-10-18T12:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=63659"},"modified":"2018-10-18T15:29:09","modified_gmt":"2018-10-18T12:29:09","slug":"pamflet-la-placinte-inainte-deci-la-munca-inapoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2018\/10\/18\/pamflet-la-placinte-inainte-deci-la-munca-inapoi\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: La pl\u0103cinte \u00eenainte, deci la munc\u0103 \u00eenapoi?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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V\u0103 dau cuv\u00e2ntul meu de onoare, faza asta m\u0103 duce cu g\u00e2ndul la bocitoarele de serviciu. Da, prieteni, exact la alea care se arunc\u0103, ude \u015fi pl\u00e2nse toate, pe morm\u00e2ntu\u2019 nepriceputului, aolindu-se gen: de ce nu mai eeee\u015ftiiii, tuuuu, ministruuuuu<\/em>\u2019???. Undeeee te<\/em>-ai dussss tuuuu, ministruleeee de la Giurgiuuuu<\/em>? Ce-ai f\u0103cuuuut tu pentru Giurgiuuuu… C\u0103 avea \u015fi Giurgiuuu un ministruuu \u015fi nu mai areeee…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

L\u0103sa\u0163i, fetelor, \u015ftim c\u0103 \u015fi bocitoarele se bag\u0103 la un ban \u201ecinstit\u201d, dac\u0103 bocesc c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t mai serios. P\u0103i, nu?<\/p>\n

A\u015fa \u015fi acum. Mare, dar mic \u015fi t\u0103cut \u00een esen\u0163\u0103, un deputat de Giurgiu ne d\u0103 cu q.e.d. la faza: de la Giurgiu, uneori, NU prea se \u201ed\u0103\u201d \u015fi NU prea se \u201eia\u201d Lumina, vorba \u2018ceea. \u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Tare-n clan\u0163\u0103, dar doar pe \u015foptite, „subteran” adic\u0103telea, potrivit prietenilor, Alexandru Andrei ne cam face de cacao la nivel na\u0163ional, \u015fez\u00e2nd greu pe primul loc \u00eentre deputa\u0163ii din toat\u0103 \u0163ara, care nu prea gr\u0103iesc. Mai r\u0103u, care gr\u0103iesc deloc, potrivit presei centrale. Ce gur\u0103 mic\u0103-n parlament, ce gur\u0103 mare la mu\u015fcat de… Nu?<\/p>\n

\u015etiu, \u015ftiu, ce-o s\u0103 ne mai toace b(v)ocitoarele: fir-a\u0163i ale dracului de pesediste, dar ce s\u0103 zic\u0103, omu\u2019, dac\u0103 nu are ce?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bravo, fetelor, ave\u0163i dreptate! \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit. Dar dac\u0103 nu are ce zice, de ce dracu<\/u><\/em>\u2019 <\/u><\/em>ne tot ia banii? <\/u><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Of, ce-o fi m\u00e2ncat Giurgiu \u0103sta, de-are at\u00e2ta baft\u0103?<\/p>\n

Auzi\u0163i, dar ursu\u2019, ursu\u2019, ce-o fi m\u00e2ncat, bietul?(vezi subtiltul \u015ftirii de la B1!)<\/p>\n

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*A doua fotografie este un trucaj \u015fi trebuie tratat ca atare.<\/em><\/p>\n

Redac\u0163ia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":63660,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: La pl\u0103cinte \u00eenainte, deci la munc\u0103 \u00eenapoi? - GIURGIU NET","description":"V\u0103 dau cuv\u00e2ntul meu de onoare, faza asta m\u0103 duce cu g\u00e2ndul la bocitoarele de serviciu. Da, prieteni, exact la alea care se arunc\u0103, ude \u015fi pl\u00e2nse toate, pe morm\u00e2"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,25,28],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-63659","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-actual","8":"category-pam","9":"category-pol","10":"category-uo"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63659\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}