{"id":62400,"date":"2018-08-28T12:46:26","date_gmt":"2018-08-28T09:46:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=62400"},"modified":"2018-08-28T12:46:26","modified_gmt":"2018-08-28T09:46:26","slug":"pamflet-iubiiii-subtitreaza-maaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2018\/08\/28\/pamflet-iubiiii-subtitreaza-maaaa\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: Iubiiii, subtitreaz\u0103-m\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2nd nu se bat \u00eentre ei, mai \u015fi r\u00e2d, s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i!<\/strong> Unii de al\u0163ii, dar mai mult unii de alta. Chicotesc, \u00ee\u015fi dau coate, \u00ee\u015fi mu\u015fc\u0103 limba, dau ochii peste cap. E maxim\u0103 distrac\u0163ie, ne \u015foptesc surse, c\u00e2nd ia cuv\u00e2ntul \u015fefa doamnelor liberale, la \u015fedin\u0163ele PNL Giurgiu. La conferin\u0163ele de pres\u0103 ne-am convins singuri.<\/p>\n

Cu grele aere de Margaret Thatcher, dar injust ajuns\u0103- din distribuitor de porc\u0103rii anti-PSD pe Facebook- o nedorit\u0103 bosi\u015foar\u0103 la OFL, degetul mic al lui Anton \u015fi \u201edec\u00eet\u201d cap\u0103tul de sus al unei frustrate peni\u0163e, duamna din fotografie \u00eensufle\u0163e\u015fte \u00eentruc\u00e2tva ni\u015ftre \u00eentruniri altminteri anoste \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 scop.<\/p>\n

Adic\u0103, sigur, dac\u0103 nu zboar\u0103 scaune prin sediu sau n-are nimeni chef de \u00eembr\u00e2nciri pe sc\u0103ri, pumni \u00een barb\u0103 ori discu\u0163ii care n-au nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu Giurgiu sau PNL Giurgiu, oamenii cu umor din partid o \u201einvoc\u0103\u201d pe tanti la o \u015fedin\u0163\u0103… foarte spiritual\u0103, ce-i drept. Se duc, deci, cu veselie, cum s-ar duce la stand-up comedy, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 prea mult la intrare.<\/p>\n

Este evident c\u0103 ea nu prea \u015ftie asta, dar el<\/strong> da. \u015ei, se zice c\u0103, printre semne discrete f\u0103cute \u00een mod repetat cu ochiu\u2019 drept, de zici c\u0103 are atac cerebral multiplu, cu degetul ar\u0103t\u0103tor a\u015fezat specific deasupra buzei mari, \u00een semn de: taci, drag\u0103, odat\u0103<\/em>!, el nu poate dec\u00e2t s\u0103-i fac\u0103 ni\u015fte texte pe Facebook. A la Margaret Thatcher, of course!<\/p>\n

C\u0103 tre\u2019 s\u0103 par\u0103 mare, nu? Cu o condi\u0163ie: s\u0103 n-o pun\u0103 dracu\u2019 s\u0103 le \u015fi citeasc\u0103 \u00een vreo conferin\u0163\u0103 de pres\u0103 sau la vreo \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de partid, c\u0103 at\u00e2ta munc\u0103 devine egal\u0103 cu zero. Aproape c\u0103 mi-e mil\u0103, pe cuv\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n

\u00cen plus, vorba rom\u00e2nului: r\u00e2de ciob de oal\u0103 spart\u0103<\/em>, tot el mai \u015fi face mi\u015fto de premier, de adeversarii politici ai \u015fefului s\u0103u, pentru tot felul de gre\u015feli. Doar c\u0103 iubi \u00eei cam bate la cur, la asta, pe to\u0163i. De mic\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei c\u00e2nd, \u00een \u015fedin\u0163e, sus\u0163in sursele cu pricina, nu mai \u015ftie ce scria \u00een programul scris de iubi, \u00eencurcat\u0103 \u015fi emo\u0163ionat\u0103(c\u0103 ea are voie!) ar striga, oft\u00e2nd ca un foarte bine preg\u0103tit om politic pentru func\u0163ia aia:<\/p>\n

-Iubiii, hai, m\u0103, subtitreaz\u0103-m\u0103! Sau m\u0103car f\u0103 d-alea, semne d-alea din limbajul surdo-mu\u0163ilor, ca la jurnalul TVR!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Unde e\u015fti, tu, Caragiale, c\u0103-\u0163i d\u0103dea Giurgiu un personaj adev\u0103rat, de nu s-a mai pomenit.<\/p>\n

*Acesta este un pamflet \u015fi trebuie tratat ca atare :))<\/em><\/p>\n

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C\u00e2nd nu se bat \u00eentre ei, mai \u015fi r\u00e2d, s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i! Unii de al\u0163ii, dar mai mult unii de alta. Chicotesc, \u00ee\u015fi dau coate, \u00ee\u015fi mu\u015fc\u0103 limba, dau ochii peste cap. E maxim\u0103 distrac\u0163ie, ne \u015foptesc surse, c\u00e2nd ia cuv\u00e2ntul \u015fefa doamnelor liberale, la \u015fedin\u0163ele PNL Giurgiu. La conferin\u0163ele de pres\u0103 ne-am convins singuri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":62401,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: Iubiiii, subtitreaz\u0103-m\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103! - GIURGIU NET","description":"C\u00e2nd nu se bat \u00eentre ei, mai \u015fi r\u00e2d, s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i! Unii de al\u0163ii, dar mai mult unii de alta. Chicotesc, \u00ee\u015fi dau coate, \u00ee\u015fi mu\u015fc\u0103 limba, dau ochii peste cap. E maxim"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,25,28],"tags":[2027],"class_list":["post-62400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-pam","category-pol","category-uo","tag-pnl-giurgiu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}