{"id":62384,"date":"2018-08-25T14:34:50","date_gmt":"2018-08-25T11:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=62384"},"modified":"2018-08-25T14:34:50","modified_gmt":"2018-08-25T11:34:50","slug":"eh-cine-scrie-la-urma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2018\/08\/25\/eh-cine-scrie-la-urma\/","title":{"rendered":"Eh, cine scrie la urm\u0103&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S-au \u00eemplinit doi ani \u015fi mai bine de c\u00e2nd #PreaDubioase personaje, cu nejustificate preten\u0163ii de formatori de opinie, adunate de pe Facebook, fac tot felul de scenarii apocaliptice \u00een ceea ce prive\u015fte PSD Giurgiu.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>De doi ani, \u00een mintea lor anemic\u0103, deci cam prea u\u015furic\u0103, PSD Giurgiu e kaputt.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u015ei tot e, dar tot nu e.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Adic\u0103, \u00eentru flatulen\u0163ele lor, \u00eentr-un final, PSD Giurgiu ar ajunge pe m\u00e2na LOR. A celor mai pu\u0163in sus\u0163inu\u0163i ever. \u015ei gata, puf! Vine raiul pe p\u00e2m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n<p>N-o cred nici ei, desigur, dar poate, poate, \u00eei cite\u015fte dracului sponsoru\u2019 cu aten\u0163ie \u015fi le face via\u0163a mai u\u015foar\u0103, pl\u0103tind, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, <strong>la num\u0103rul de calomnii, abera\u0163ii, previziuni, virgule \u015fi puncte puncte. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 e greu cu greaua! S\u0103racii.<\/p>\n<p><em>Acu<\/em><em>\u2019, acu\u2019, s<\/em><em>\u0103 moar\u0103 bibi!!!, <\/em><em>uite-acu\u2019 pic<\/em><em>\u0103 B\u0103d\u0103l\u0103u \u015fi Mina! Ha-ha-haaaa, s\u0103 vede\u0163i cum vine el Anton \u015fi salveaz\u0103 ziua ca Feti\u0163ele Powerpuff!\u00a0<\/em>Shit, am dat-o-n bar\u0103?! Nu era Nostradamus fraieru\u2019 \u0103la care m-a sunat s\u0103 scriu a\u015fa? Ai, s\u0103-mi bag!<\/p>\n<p><em>S\u0103 mor io, uite-acu\u015f, acu\u015f, fir-a\u015f cel mai blogger dintre bloggeri, acu\u015f chiar \u015fi-o iau B\u0103d\u0103 \u015fi toat\u0103 ga\u015fca!<\/em> S\u0103 vede\u0163i voi cum mi-o face Anton.<\/p>\n<p>Pe consoart\u0103 prefect(<em>recunosc, am exagerat, Doamne fere\u015fte<\/em>!).<\/p>\n<p><em>Uite, bele\u015fte ochii, cititorule!, cum crap\u0103 Mina<\/em> \u015fi acush ajunge consoarta-mi pre\u015fedinte de consiliu jude\u0163ean \u015fi io administrator public! S\u0103-mi stea <strong>acidu<\/strong>\u2019n g\u00e2t, de la sifon, dac\u0103 nu va fi a\u015fa!<\/p>\n<p>Ah, baby, la ce \u201ecadre\u201d ave\u0163i, a\u0163i fi singurii, corect. Vestea bun\u0103 e c\u0103 nu credem c\u0103 au asemenea ditamai ambi\u0163iile creioanele cu pricina. Pare c\u0103 tot ce le trebuie este doar o bancnot\u0103 mic\u0103, mititic\u0103 pentru cafeaua de la Possesso.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, doresc \u00een mod special s\u0103-mi cer scuze c\u0103 am folosit imaginea unui c\u00e2ine chiar frumos. Prin compara\u0163ie cu personalitatea \u015fi caracterul celor pe care-i pl\u0103te\u015fte Anton s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Rahat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-62385\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/dog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1600\" height=\"900\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Maleficent<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>*<em>Acest articol este un pamflet \u015fi merit\u0103 tratat ca atare<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S-au \u00eemplinit doi ani \u015fi mai bine de c\u00e2nd #PreaDubioase personaje, cu nejustificate preten\u0163ii de formatori de opinie, adunate de pe Facebook, fac tot felul de scenarii apocaliptice \u00een ceea ce prive\u015fte PSD Giurgiu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":62385,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Eh, cine scrie la urm\u0103... - GIURGIU NET","description":"S-au \u00eemplinit doi ani \u015fi mai bine de c\u00e2nd #PreaDubioase personaje, cu nejustificate preten\u0163ii de formatori de opinie, adunate de pe Facebook, fac tot felul de s"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,20,23,25,28],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-62384","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-actual","8":"category-edit","9":"category-pam","10":"category-pol","11":"category-uo"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62384\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}