{"id":61224,"date":"2018-05-31T11:33:44","date_gmt":"2018-05-31T08:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=61224"},"modified":"2018-05-31T11:33:44","modified_gmt":"2018-05-31T08:33:44","slug":"apocalipsa-dupa-maroiu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2018\/05\/31\/apocalipsa-dupa-maroiu\/","title":{"rendered":"Apocalipsa(,) dup\u0103 M\u0103roiu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se pare c\u0103 \u015fefu\u2019 Anton s-a cam r\u0103t\u0103cit iar, \u00een drum spre Giurgiu, pe la cine \u015ftie ce petrecere aniversar\u0103 a cine \u015ftie c\u0103rui partid pe la care a trecut(sau poate-o da cu subsemnatul la DNA, DIICOT \u015fi ANI \u00een dosarele domniei sale). Astfel, misiunea de a \u201edesfiin\u0163a\u201d PSD-ul i-a revenit lui Marian M\u0103roiu, \u015fefu\u0163ul de la municipiu, azi, la conferin\u0163a de pres\u0103 a partidului men\u0163ionat. Nasol moment! Al\u0163ii n-ave\u0163i?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u00cen afar\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 n-are niciun zv\u00e2c atunci c\u00e2nd \u201elove\u015fte\u201d-n PSD, probabil dintr-o re\u0163inere venit\u0103 din sufletul s\u0103u mare de fost social-democrat, M\u0103roiu nici nu prea \u015ftie ce vorbe\u015fte! M\u0103 rog, ce cite\u015fte, c\u0103 avea scris pe o foaie ce trebuia s\u0103 spun\u0103 ca s\u0103 fie boss mul\u0163umit.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103-i lipse\u015fte zv\u00e2cul, mai pu\u0163in c\u00e2nd \u00eel enerveaz\u0103 vreun sau vreo coleg\u0103 neascult\u0103toare, vrea s\u0103 compenseze, probabil, cu declara\u0163ii apocaliptice, abracadabrante despre situa\u0163ia actual\u0103 a Rom\u00e2niei, a jude\u0163ului Giurgiu.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei ce zici c\u00e2nd e\u015fti mic \u015fi nu ajungi la struguri? Exact, c\u0103-s acri \u015fi c\u0103, de fapt, lipsesc cu des\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fire.<\/p>\n<p>Auzi\u0163i \u015fi voi, cic\u0103 pl\u00e2ng to\u0163i giurgiuvenii c\u0103 n-au locuri de munc\u0103(<em>frate, zac ofertele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nale neatinse, la AJOFM; bate v\u00e2ntu-n bursele locurilor de munc\u0103, se \u00eenchid magazine c\u0103 nu vrea nimeni dec\u00e2t director- de acas\u0103, dac\u0103 se poate;<\/em>\u00a0<em>nu vin investitori c\u0103 nu mai g\u0103sesc meseria\u015fi! Asta-i realitatea<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 pl\u00e2ng rom\u00e2nii c\u0103 e s\u0103r\u0103cie mare \u015fi c\u0103 n-au bani de niciunele. Da, m\u0103, frate, d-aia nu mai ai loc \u00een super sau hipermarketuri, fie c\u0103 e s\u0103rb\u0103toare ori ba, d-aia nu mai g\u0103se\u015fti cazare la mare, la munte, \u00een Grecia ori Bulgaria, Spania, Italia \u015fi mai nou \u0163\u0103ri exotice, dac\u0103 nu rezervi cu juma de an \u00eenainte. D-aia! De s\u0103raci ce sunt, cu salariile lor dublate \u00een cele mai multe multe cazuri, cu pensiile lor m\u0103rite, cu toate m\u0103surile alea pe care M\u0103roiu, c\u0103 e mic \u015fi-n opozi\u0163ie, se face c\u0103 nu le vede \u015fi declar\u0103, apocaliptic, dar, paradoxal, senin, c\u0103 nu exist\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eFace\u0163i ceva! Nu face\u0163i nimic \u00een acest jude\u0163!\u201d<\/em> a strigat \u015foptit M\u0103roiu!<\/p>\n<p>Doamne, Dumnezeule, dumneavoastr\u0103 ce citi\u0163i, la ce desene animate v\u0103 uita\u0163i \u015fi, mai ales, ce fuma\u0163i? Vrem \u015fi noi!<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103i, PSD-i\u015ftilor, noi to\u0163i vedem c\u0103 ave\u0163i zeci de \u015fantiere deschise pe infrastructur\u0103, la \u015fcoli, c\u0103mine, dispensare, ap\u0103 \u015fi canal, <strong>\u00een tot jude\u0163ul,<\/strong> c\u0103 nu suntem t\u00e2mpi\u0163i, dar face\u0163i-le m\u0103i, nu \u015ftiu, mai mari, \u00eencercui\u0163i-le sau cump\u0103ra\u0163i lupe pentru opozi\u0163ie, ca s\u0103 se vad\u0103 \u015fi din avionul cu care plute\u015fte M\u0103roiu de-at\u00e2ta amar de vreme.<\/p>\n<p>Iar dumneavoastr\u0103, domnule PNL-ist, c\u00e2nd mai face\u0163i campanie, door to door, merge\u0163i domnule \u00een Giurgiu, nu-n Nauru!<\/p>\n<p><em>Totu-i r\u0103u, murim de foame,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>N-avem bani, dar avem&#8230; \u201epoame\u201d!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Doar la PNL! Cu mine<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Dac\u0103 vii, tr\u0103ie\u015fti mai bine!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>N-am f\u0103cut nimic vreodat\u0103,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nici nu facem, niciodat\u0103!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>E apocalips\u0103, frate,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Scap\u0103 numa cine poate!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>PSD-ul m\u0103 orbe\u015fte<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u015ei-l \u00eenjur, \u00eencet, fire\u015fte!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Maleficent<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se pare c\u0103 \u015fefu\u2019 Anton s-a cam r\u0103t\u0103cit iar, \u00een drum spre Giurgiu, pe la cine \u015ftie ce petrecere aniversar\u0103 a cine \u015ftie c\u0103rui partid pe la care a trecut(sau poate-o da cu subsemnatul la DNA, DIICOT \u015fi ANI \u00een dosarele domniei sale). Astfel, misiunea de a \u201edesfiin\u0163a\u201d PSD-ul i-a revenit lui Marian M\u0103roiu, \u015fefu\u0163ul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":61225,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Apocalipsa(,) dup\u0103 M\u0103roiu - GIURGIU NET","description":"Se pare c\u0103 \u015fefu\u2019 Anton s-a cam r\u0103t\u0103cit iar, \u00een drum spre Giurgiu, pe la cine \u015ftie ce petrecere aniversar\u0103 a cine \u015ftie c\u0103rui partid pe la care a trecut(sau poate"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,20,23,25,28],"tags":[1624,2027],"class_list":{"0":"post-61224","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-actual","8":"category-edit","9":"category-pam","10":"category-pol","11":"category-uo","12":"tag-marian-maroiu","13":"tag-pnl-giurgiu"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61224\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}