{"id":60742,"date":"2018-05-18T10:48:05","date_gmt":"2018-05-18T07:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=60742"},"modified":"2018-05-18T10:48:05","modified_gmt":"2018-05-18T07:48:05","slug":"alo-presa-nici-chiar-asa-unicorni-si-mascati-in-pixuri-nepricepute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2018\/05\/18\/alo-presa-nici-chiar-asa-unicorni-si-mascati-in-pixuri-nepricepute\/","title":{"rendered":"Alo, \u201epresa\u201d, nici chiar a\u015fa! Unicorni \u015fi masca\u0163i, \u00een pixuri nepricepute!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103i, nu po\u0163i! Nu po\u0163i s\u0103 scrii chiar ORICE, cu orice pre\u0163 pentru un pre\u0163 de nimic! Mai ales c\u00e2nd m\u00e2zg\u0103le\u015fti zilnic cu stropi despre colegi( <em>aia cu \u201ehuo, c\u0103\u0163elele pesediste&#8230;\u201d a dep\u0103\u015fit orice limit\u0103 \u015fi n-a mai fost folosit\u0103 nici m\u0103car de gazetari renumi\u0163i ai urbei, care s-au be\u015ftelit. Dar inteligent<\/em>) la care \u0163ipi s\u0103 te respecte, dar pe care \u201eridici piciorul\u201d zilnic, dintr-o complet NEaleas\u0103 cre\u015ftere profesional\u0103 \u015fi nu numai.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu po\u0163i s\u0103 urli pe toate grupurile din Facebook, \u201eb\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, \u015fi io sunt presaaaa\u201d c\u00e2nd, de fapt, faci articole \u201eincendiare\u201d, \u00eens\u0103 INVENTATE \u015fi absolut penale.<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 rup\u0103 gura t\u00e2rgului, mai ceva dec\u00e2t un \u201eexclusiv\u201d la Irealitatea TV, un oficios PNL Giurgiu(tot din mediul online) a trosnit, zilele trecute, un material care pun pariu c\u0103 avea drept scop s\u0103 scad\u0103 procentul PSD \u00een ceea ce prive\u015fte preferin\u0163ele giurgiuvenilor la minus 2.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 at\u00e2t \u00eei duce capul, frate!<\/p>\n<p>Parc\u0103-i \u015fi v\u0103d, la sediu. Dialog &#8222;mare boss&#8221; \u015fi Costel.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, Costele, zi-i, m\u0103, s\u0103 bage \u015fi ea acolo, nu \u015ftiu, ceva de r\u0103u de B\u0103d\u0103l\u0103u, de fii-su, de nevast\u0103-sa, c\u0103 doar d-aia v\u0103 dau s\u0103 m\u00e2nca\u0163i! Pana mea!<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, ce s\u0103 mai invent\u0103m, \u015fefu\u2019, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f (\u015fi) terenurile lu\u2019 matale?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu \u015ftiu, b\u0103, zi-i s\u0103 scrie \u015fi ea, acolo, c\u0103 i-au c\u0103lcat masca\u0163ii, c\u0103 e \u00een pu\u015fc\u0103rie deja, c\u0103 a murit, nu \u015ftiu, voi sunte\u0163i PRESA, voi v\u0103 pricepe\u0163i! Ce dracului, s\u0103 fie de r\u0103u, s\u0103 nu fie bine, s\u0103 fie scandal, s\u0103 se desfiin\u0163eze PeSeDeeeeu! Pana mea!<\/p>\n<p>-A, p\u0103i la d-astea ne pricepem, \u015fefu\u2019, credeam c\u0103 trebuie s-o pun s\u0103 verifice informa\u0163ia, s\u0103 dea un telefon, s\u0103 fac\u0103 pres\u0103! Gata, \u015fefu, m\u00e2nc\u0103m tot.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><em>Mai t\u00e2rziu, \u00een redac\u0163ie&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Cu gura plin\u0103 \u015fi murdar\u0103 pe la col\u0163uri, deja cu replici \u015fi jigniri preg\u0103tite pentru colegii care-i sup\u0103r\u0103, c\u00e2nt\u0103, acompaniat\u0103 la chitar\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-S\u0103 vin\u0103\u0103\u0103 masca\u0163iiii peste fiul lui B\u0103d\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 bani muuul\u0163i, s\u00e2nge, b\u0103taie, pu\u015fc\u0103rieeee! Jos PSD, sus PNL!<\/p>\n<p>Ce dracu s\u0103 mai zici? Evident c\u0103 dialogul este unul inventat, dar tare mi-e c\u0103 sunt foarte aproape de realitate.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>EPILOG:<\/strong> &#8222;Eu sunt presaaaa, <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Voi? C\u0103\u0163ele.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Ai de peni\u0163ele mele!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>At\u00e2ta pot, at\u00e2ta scriu,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>C\u0103ci pixul meu este pustiu&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>P.S.: Am \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 &#8222;articolul&#8221; pe care \u00eel ave\u0163i ata\u015fat mai jos(nu merit\u0103 reclam\u0103 blogu\u015forul respectiv, dar sigur recunoa\u015fte\u0163i scrisul f\u0103r\u0103 cap, coad\u0103 etc.) nu va r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103&#8230; urm\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-60743 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/gabi-tribune.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"578\" \/><\/p>\n<p>C\u0103t\u0103lina Sfetcu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103i, nu po\u0163i! Nu po\u0163i s\u0103 scrii chiar ORICE, cu orice pre\u0163 pentru un pre\u0163 de nimic! Mai ales c\u00e2nd m\u00e2zg\u0103le\u015fti zilnic cu stropi despre colegi( aia cu \u201ehuo, c\u0103\u0163elele pesediste&#8230;\u201d a dep\u0103\u015fit orice limit\u0103 \u015fi n-a mai fost folosit\u0103 nici m\u0103car de gazetari renumi\u0163i ai urbei, care s-au be\u015ftelit. Dar inteligent) la care \u0163ipi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":60745,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Alo, \u201epresa\u201d, nici chiar a\u015fa! Unicorni \u015fi masca\u0163i, \u00een pixuri nepricepute! - GIURGIU NET","description":"M\u0103i, nu po\u0163i! Nu po\u0163i s\u0103 scrii chiar ORICE, cu orice pre\u0163 pentru un pre\u0163 de nimic! 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