{"id":56795,"date":"2017-12-11T15:10:34","date_gmt":"2017-12-11T13:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=56795"},"modified":"2017-12-11T15:10:34","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T13:10:34","slug":"cat-e-kilometru-a-cat-e-kilometru-la-giurgiu-eeee-acu-1-000-de-ani-era-mai-ieftin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2017\/12\/11\/cat-e-kilometru-a-cat-e-kilometru-la-giurgiu-eeee-acu-1-000-de-ani-era-mai-ieftin\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2t e kilometru\u2019, \u0103, c\u00e2t e kilometru la Giurgiu? Eeee, acu\u2019 1.000 de ani era mai ieftin…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nu \u0219tiu de ce mi-am adus aminte de Chip \u0219i Dale, uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la ei.<\/p>\n

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Cu ale lor \u201dcodi\u021be\u201d mititele, dar stufoase \u0219i juc\u0103u\u0219e \u00een fa\u021ba \u0219efului. Cu vitez\u0103 \u00een emiterea unor chi\u021b\u0103ieli f\u0103r\u0103 fond, dar aten\u021bi la \u201dpr\u0103d\u0103tori\u201d mai ceva dec\u00e2t suricatele din documentarele BBC.\u00a0Cum sunt ei, m\u0103, \u00een alert\u0103 mereu, \u00een goana dup\u0103 \u201dghindu\u021be\u201d politice. Cum se completeaz\u0103 ei, m\u0103, ca-ntr-o echip\u0103 forestier\u0103… ptiu, am r\u0103mas setat\u0103 de la postarea anterioar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 d-aia m-am g\u00e2ndit la Chip \u0219i Dale. P\u0103cat c\u0103 nu sunt \u0219i la fel de simpatici precum cele dou\u0103 personaje Disney, dar asta e alt\u0103 poveste \u0219i e treaba lor.<\/p>\n

Pu\u0219i de acas\u0103, \u201ddu\/p\u0103 pietonal\u0103\u201d, pe tocat tot ce mi\u0219c\u0103, azi, la \u0219edin\u021ba Consiliului Jude\u021bean, dup\u0103 jum\u0103tatea de or\u0103 de copaci \u0219i arbori, rulete \u0219i nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2\u021bi metri dep\u0103rtare de cas\u0103(\u0219i de logic\u0103), ei erau preg\u0103ti\u021bi \u0219i pentru alte puncte.<\/p>\n

Boerescu \u0219i Velicu, adic\u0103telea, of course! C\u0103, deh, \u201ddebate\u201d-ul, vorba lu\u2019 Boerescu, nu-l faci a\u0219ea, la plezneal\u0103. Ori te \u021bii de \u201ddebate\u201d p\u00e2n\u0103 te ustur\u0103 ori \u00ee\u021bi iei una peste bot de la Costic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Bun.<\/p>\n

Trei dintre proiectele de hot\u0103r\u00e2re ale \u0219edin\u021bei de azi au vizat aprobarea cheltuielilor de cofinan\u021bare de la bugetul local pentru investi\u021bii ample pe trei drumuri jude\u021bene.<\/p>\n

Moaaaa \u0219i pfuaaa(cr\u0103pa\u021bi, fetelor!). Velicu Florian, nume de cod: Florian Velicu, \u0219i-a dres glasul, \u0219i-a suflecat m\u00e2necile tricoului \u0219i, \u00eentru ciuda fi\u021buicilor electronice care e ea presa din Giurgiu cea mai mult\u0103, i-o d\u0103 Consiliului Jude\u021bean direct la temelie: da’ de ce la un proiect e o cofinan\u021bare mai mare \u0219i la altul e mai mic\u0103?<\/p>\n

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Bre, nea Floriane, e ca-n via\u021b\u0103. Dup\u0103 cum te binecuv\u00e2nteaz\u0103 Natura, Dumnezeu, dup\u0103 gene \u0219i… spr\u00e2ncene. A\u0219a \u0219i-n administra\u021bie- a dracului ea \u0219i cu cine a inventat-o: e dup\u0103 proiectul tehnic, dup\u0103 studiul de fezabilitate, dup\u0103 lungime, l\u0103\u021bime. Treburi d-astea pe care nu ai cum s\u0103 le \u00een\u021belegi dac\u0103 nu te pricepi.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 t\u0103ceai, ca oameni de\u0219tep\u021bi din grup, pe Boerescu nu-l ajungeai!<\/p>\n

Auzi\u021bi \u0219i la Boerescu! Dup\u0103 dreapta lu Velicu dat\u0103 la temelia conducerii CJ Giurgiu, prezint\u0103 \u0219i el, m\u0103, un document despre ni\u0219te lucr\u0103ri pe un drum de munte. Care, ce s\u0103 vezi, \u201dmama lor de ho\u021bi\u201d, alea, la munte, \u00een pant\u0103, cu ursu’ pe margine, au costat mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t ar costa lucr\u0103rile de la Giurgiu.<\/p>\n

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Murmur, tulbur\u0103ri, \u0219oapte, pl\u00e2nsete… Toat\u0103 lumea era terminat\u0103… De at\u00e2ta r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n

Cum, m\u0103, nea Mihnea, s\u0103 vii \u00een \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 cu un material despre lucr\u0103ri efectuate \u00een 2002, dup\u0103 ni\u0219te standarde de costuri de prea mult expirate, s\u0103 compari situa\u021bia cu Giurgiu anului 2018 aproape \u0219i s\u0103 te pretinzi genial?\u00a0 C\u0103 DNA-ul acolo, c\u0103 DNA-ul aici? Ne-ai uluit!<\/p>\n

Marian Mina, pre\u0219edintele CJ, le tot zicea, z\u00e2mbind \u0219i a\u0219ezat: domnilor, acestea sunt standardele de cost aprobate recent de Guvern! Domnilor, acestea sunt standardele de cost… Domnilor, totul este \u00een func\u021bie de SF \u0219i PT…<\/em><\/p>\n

SF, da, bine zice\u021bi! S\u0103 fie la ei acolo, la partid! Domnii Chip \u0219i Dale o \u021bineau pe-a lor(c\u00e2t s\u0103-i usture, exact) precum \u0219i unul altuia.<\/p>\n

E, c\u00e2t e kilometru, c\u00e2t e kilometru la Giurgiu, e? La munte era mai ieftin… P\u0103i, ia mut\u0103-te acolo, domnule din Casa Boerescu, \u0219i f\u0103 \u0219i recens\u0103m\u00e2ntul brazilor, c\u0103 \u0219i-a\u0219a au t\u0103iat la ei unii dintre cei pe care-i sluje\u0219ti acum(doctrinar, desigur) de li s-au f\u0103cut casele mari \u0219i kilometri mai ceva dec\u00e2t cofinan\u021barea lu Velicu.<\/p>\n

Doamne-ajut\u0103!<\/p>\n

Maleficent<\/p>\n

Par\u021bial, acesta este un pamflet…\u00a0<\/strong>Trata\u021bi-i cum se cuvine!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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