{"id":56317,"date":"2017-11-22T14:15:16","date_gmt":"2017-11-22T12:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=56317"},"modified":"2017-11-22T14:15:16","modified_gmt":"2017-11-22T12:15:16","slug":"boerescu-alpinistu-da-la-giurgiu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2017\/11\/22\/boerescu-alpinistu-da-la-giurgiu\/","title":{"rendered":"Boerescu, alpinistu’ d\u0103 la Bolintinu’ d\u0103 Giurgiu"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Eu mi-s Mihnea Boerescu,<\/em><\/p>\n

Alpinist pe \u201dEverestu\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Mult iubitul cop\u0103cel!<\/em><\/p>\n

Ui cum m\u0103 coco\u021b \u00een el!<\/em><\/p>\n

\u0218i de vine ea furtuna<\/em><\/p>\n

\u0218i mi-l ia, nu-mi e totuna.<\/em><\/p>\n

De mi-l taie-i crim\u0103, bro!<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cel tund io! Nu e mi\u0219to?<\/em><\/p>\n

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V-a\u021bi \u00eentrebat, vreodat\u0103, oare ce-a f\u0103cut Mihnea Boerescu, toate lunile trecute, \u00een timpul \u00een care a chiulit de la \u0219edin\u021bele Consiliului Jude\u021bean?<\/p>\n

E, am aflat noi: a num\u0103rat copacii de pe drumurile jude\u021bene. Cel pu\u021bin pe \u0103ia de pe DJ 601 \u00eei \u0219tie \u201dpe fiecare \u00een parte\u201d. A\u0219a a declarat, pe cuv\u00e2nt de onoare!\u00a0E scuzabil\u0103, deci, lipsa sa de la \u00eent\u00e2lnirile unde erau luate decizii pentru cet\u0103\u021beni. C\u0103, b\u0103, s\u0103 faci recens\u0103m\u00e2ntul arborilor, e ceva!<\/p>\n

Le-o fi dat \u0219i nume: Cop\u0103cel, Arbora\u0219, R\u0103murica, Centen\u0103rica de doar 40 de ani?!<\/p>\n

Io chiar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce i-a num\u0103rat \u0219i le-a pus nume, \u00eei vine tare greu acum s\u0103 accepte c\u0103 unii dintre ei pun \u00een pericol via\u021ba OAMENILOR \u0219i c\u0103, deci, trebuie t\u0103ia\u021bi…<\/p>\n

Cum s-o taie, m\u0103, ei, pe R\u0103murica? A? Cum? C\u00e2te amintiri frumoase are el cu R\u0103murica de la kilometrul 54… Dar cu Arbora\u0219 de la km 23 sau c\u00e2te \u0219i-o fi spus cu Centen\u0103rica de la km zero.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce s-a l\u0103udat c\u0103 \u0219tie fiecare cop\u0103cel de pe DJ 601, s-a l\u0103udat \u0219i c\u0103 se pricepe mai bine dec\u00e2t speciali\u0219tii de la Ocolul Silvic. Adic\u0103, \u0219tie exact ce copac e bolnav, b\u0103tr\u00e2n sau pune \u00een pericol via\u021ba oamenilor \u0219i care nu…\u00a0A dracului treaba, domn Boerescu, \u00een timp ce-i num\u0103ra\u021bi, le verifica\u021bi \u0219i la frunz\u0103, tulpin\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103? Le-o\u021bi fi num\u0103rat \u0219i frunzele, furnicile \u0219i viermi\u0219orii, ca s\u0103 fi\u021bi sigur c\u0103 nu-i confunda\u021bi?<\/p>\n

Doamne fere\u0219te!<\/p>\n

Eu zic s\u0103 lua\u021bi \u00een serios ce v-au recomandat colegii consilieri jude\u021beni, s\u0103 pune\u021bi m\u00e2na pe drujb\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 toaleta\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103, voluntar, to\u021bi arborii de pe DJ-uri. Io vin \u0219i v\u0103 pozez \u0219i v\u0103 dau la ziar, parol!<\/p>\n

*Aceste este pamflet \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare. Poza este un trucaj.<\/p>\n

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