{"id":56153,"date":"2017-11-17T12:09:23","date_gmt":"2017-11-17T10:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=56153"},"modified":"2017-11-17T12:09:23","modified_gmt":"2017-11-17T10:09:23","slug":"ionel-dinu-dizolva-tot-noi-in-recomandam-sa-inceapa-cu-niste-magneziu-si-calciu-ca-sa-ramana-chiiillll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2017\/11\/17\/ionel-dinu-dizolva-tot-noi-in-recomandam-sa-inceapa-cu-niste-magneziu-si-calciu-ca-sa-ramana-chiiillll\/","title":{"rendered":"Ionel Dinu dizolv\u0103 tot! Noi \u00eei recomand\u0103m s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 cu ni\u015fte magneziu \u015fi calciu, ca s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 chiiillll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etirea secolului izbucne\u015fte isteric (de) la Giurgiu! Rom\u00e2nia nu va mai fi ce-a fost! S\u0103 nu zice\u0163i c\u0103 nu v-am spus!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Masele vor ie\u015fi \u00een urale, arunc\u00e2nd cu petale de p\u0103p\u0103die \u00een st\u00e2nga \u015fi-n dreapta, trompetele cu vuvuzelele bra\u0163 la bra\u0163, c\u0103priue-rele se vor pupa pe ici pe colo cu lupii, piticii de gr\u0103din\u0103 \u00een hor\u0103, unicorni \u00een defilare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei toate astea doar pentru c\u0103, \u00eentr-un fel de Resurrection 2017, Ionel Dinu va aboli \u201eciuma ro\u015fie\u201d de care sufer\u0103 vreo 70% din popula\u0163ia \u0163\u0103rii. Pe cai foarte mici \u015fi subnutri\u0163i, dar pe modelul Will Smith \u00een I Am Legend, va vindeca el to\u0163i zombii de zombilism, va g\u0103si antidotul nenorocirilor malefice care sunt acestea exclusiv din cauz\u0103 de monarhie B\u0103d\u0103l\u0103u \u015fi Mina&#8230; C\u0103, p\u0103 scurt, el vrea s\u0103 dizolve PSD-ul.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e2de\u0163i ca neserio\u015fii, needuca\u0163i, asista\u0163i social care sunte\u0163i! Dac\u0103 a\u015fa a zis, ce vre\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>Sigur, Ionel Dinu poate s\u0103 zic\u0103 orice \u015fi a\u015fa face, doar ne-am obi\u015fnuit, dar \u015etirea e alta. Acela\u015fi domn de la Giurgiu, dup\u0103 ce va dizolva \u00een ap\u0103, eventual, mai \u00eent\u00e2i unele tipuri de&#8230; analgezice inclusiv pentru agita\u0163ii de la PNL Giurgiu, va trece la dizolvarea Parlamentului Rom\u00e2niei, la dezintegrarea pl\u0103cilor tectonice, va sparge Africa \u00een mai multe buc\u0103\u0163ele, alipe\u015fte Malta de Sicilia, \u015fi \u00eel d\u0103, de-al dracu ce e, \u015fi pe Trump jos. Dup\u0103 ce \u00eel tunde. Cum l-a tuns pe B\u0103sescu, de exemplu.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei apoi, se va face secretar general al lumii \u015fi-l ia pe Ponta, pe care-l laud\u0103 necontenit, s\u0103-i fie paj. Scutier, apometru, ficus, p\u0103l\u0103rier sau ce-o mai dori fostul premier s\u0103 serveasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa c\u0103, s\u0103 v\u0103 preg\u0103ti\u0163i, rom\u00e2ni, de Apocalipsa dup\u0103 Ionel Dinu, verset 69, pe dreapta, sub atenta \u00eendrumare a lui Marin zis \u015fi, vorba unui prieten, Antold.<\/p>\n<p>Nostradamuza<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Acesta este un pamflet \u015fi trebuie tratat ca atare. Fotografia ce \u00eenso\u0163e\u015fte materialul este un trucaj.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etirea secolului izbucne\u015fte isteric (de) la Giurgiu! Rom\u00e2nia nu va mai fi ce-a fost! S\u0103 nu zice\u0163i c\u0103 nu v-am spus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":56435,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Ionel Dinu dizolv\u0103 tot! 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