{"id":55755,"date":"2017-11-04T11:45:35","date_gmt":"2017-11-04T09:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=55755"},"modified":"2017-11-04T11:45:35","modified_gmt":"2017-11-04T09:45:35","slug":"satira-balada-tanarului-anti-pesedist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2017\/11\/04\/satira-balada-tanarului-anti-pesedist\/","title":{"rendered":"SATIR\u0102: Balada t\u00e2n\u0103rului anti-PSD-i\u0219ti"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vreau o \u0163ar\u0103 ca afar\u0103, dar m\u0103 pi\u015f pe el de vot!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Am \u00een minte „trei” cuvinte:<\/p>\n

Dragnea, s\u0103 \u0163i-o dau c\u00e2t pot!<\/p>\n

N-am nimic cu tine, frate,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Doar c\u0103-i cool s\u0103 te \u00eenjur!<\/p>\n

Capul t\u0103u \u00eel port \u00een spate,<\/p>\n

La proteste, de un \u015fnur.<\/p>\n

Moarte presei pesediste!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Arde\u0163i-i pe to\u0163i, \u00een lot!,<\/p>\n

Dar m\u0103 vaiet ca feti\u0163a<\/em><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd Go\u0163iu \u015fi-o ia \u00een bot.<\/em><\/p>\n

Vreau util s\u0103 fiu eu \u0163\u0103rii,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dar la munc\u0103 nu m\u0103 duc!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Protestez pe Facebook, bine?<\/p>\n

B\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!, c\u0103 io mi-s un haiduc!<\/p>\n

Tu? E\u015fti prost! \u015ei tu \u015fi m\u0103-ta,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ni\u015fte pesedi\u015fti t\u00e2mpi\u0163i,<\/p>\n

Las\u0103, b\u0103, c\u0103 vine Orban<\/p>\n

\u015ei ne d\u0103 la to\u0163i… Uimi\u0163i<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 fi\u0163i cum Rom\u00e2nia,<\/p>\n

Sub domnie liberal\u0103,<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 fie a mai \u0163ar\u0103,<\/p>\n

A mai \u0163ar\u0103 ca (pe din)afar\u0103!<\/p>\n

A mai fost, dar cine \u015ftie?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Huo, comuni\u015ftilor!<\/em><\/p>\n

N-am dec\u00e2t o \u201eamnistie\u201d…<\/p>\n

9 ani pe un picior.<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u00e2rst\u0103.<\/strong> Tot at\u00e2t, la vals!<\/p>\n

Dar te scuip la \u021bint\u0103, frate!<\/p>\n

\u0218i te fac la contu\u2019 fals.<\/p>\n

D\u0103-te dreacu, tu \u015fi Dragnea,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mafio\u0163i \u015fi tr\u0103d\u0103tori….<\/p>\n

Habar n-am de unde astea,<\/p>\n

Dar vreau io s\u0103 v\u0103d cum mori!<\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u0103 te ard cu furca-n coast\u0103,<\/p>\n

S\u0103 pun IO, AZI, alt guvern,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tu \u015fi m\u0103-ta aia proast\u0103,<\/p>\n

V\u0103 ar\u0103t io, m\u0103, infern!<\/p>\n

Ce ziceam? Ziceai de munc\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n

N-am nevoie, eu m\u0103 joc<\/p>\n

Counter-strike pe buza vie\u0163ii,<\/p>\n

\u015ei la… PSD i-o coc.<\/p>\n

Nu-\u0163i convine? Du-te afar\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u0103 munce\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103-mi trimi\u0163i<\/p>\n

Bani de mica mea fanfar\u0103<\/p>\n

De pe Facebook… Ba s\u0103-nghi\u0163i!<\/em><\/p>\n

….<\/p>\n

Multe rime s-ar mai face,<\/p>\n

Tema este generoas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ce p\u0103cat c-odinioar\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Era\u0163i voi cea mai frumoas\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Genera\u0163ie. De tineri<\/p>\n

Demni \u015fi buni \u015fi \u00een\u0163elep\u0163i.<\/p>\n

A\u0163i ajuns s\u0103 vre\u0163i seniorii<\/p>\n

To\u0163i, \u00een fa\u0163a voastr\u0103, drep\u0163i!<\/p>\n

Dar ce da\u0163i \u00een schimb voi \u0163\u0103rii?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Huo, jos \u015fi fuck you all?<\/em><\/p>\n

O\u0163i fi voi frumo\u015fi \u015fi liberi,<\/p>\n

Dar sunte\u0163i cu capul GOL!<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u0103t\u0103lina Sfetcu<\/p>\n

Acesta este o satir\u0103 \u015fi merit\u0103 tratat\u0103 ca atare. Nu se inten\u0163ioneaz\u0103 generalizarea! Cine se simte s\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103tos!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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