{"id":55457,"date":"2017-10-20T12:00:35","date_gmt":"2017-10-20T09:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=55457"},"modified":"2017-10-20T12:00:35","modified_gmt":"2017-10-20T09:00:35","slug":"raspunsurile-lui-anton-ca-n-bancurile-absurde-sau-ce-i-raspunzi-nevestei-cand-te-ntreaba-daca-ai-fost-la-alta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2017\/10\/20\/raspunsurile-lui-anton-ca-n-bancurile-absurde-sau-ce-i-raspunzi-nevestei-cand-te-ntreaba-daca-ai-fost-la-alta\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u0103spunsurile lui Anton, ca-n bancurile absurde. Sau ce-i r\u0103spunzi nevestei c\u00e2nd te-ntreab\u0103 dac\u0103 ai fost la alta?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>-Ce sa fie? Nu-i nimic.<\/em><em><br \/>\nA trecut &#8230; \u201eescavatorul\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201eEscavatorul\u201d de la \u0219i al PNL Giurgiu.\u00a0Nume de cod: descoperitorul unei sta\u021bii de exploatare a p\u0103m\u00e2ntului(?!). Nu mai r\u00e2de\u021bi, c\u0103 nu este o chestie inventat\u0103, oameni r\u0103i ce sunte\u021bi! Exist\u0103 \u0219i sunt chiar dou\u0103. A doua e sta\u021bia de exploatare a planetei Saturn, tot a PSD-\u0219tilor, evident! O s\u0103 v-o arate Marin Anton \u0219i p-aia, \u00eenainte de alegeri, poate o s\u0103 organizeze o tab\u0103r\u0103 spa\u021bial\u0103, cu multe&#8230; microbuze, sandvi\u0219uri \u0219i gogo\u0219i pline ochi cu desert turcesc renumit.\u00a0Da. \u0218i-or s\u0103 fie la fel de delicioase precum r\u0103spunsurile \u00eenaltpreadomniei sale la \u00eentreb\u0103rile lui Marian Mina, \u00eentreb\u0103ri pe care v\u0103 invit s\u0103 le reciti\u021bi AICI: <a href=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/archives\/55414\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/archives\/55414<\/a><\/p>\n<p>R\u0103spunsurile lui Anton au fost ca-n urm\u0103torul dialog imaginar dintre un so\u021b ciufulit \u0219i plin de ruj pe gulerul c\u0103m\u0103\u0219ii, \u0219i, evident, nevasta b\u0103rbatului \u00eempricinat. M\u0103, tu m-ai \u00een\u0219elat? E, draci! Normal c\u0103 nu. A, bine atunci, \u00eemi cer scuze c\u0103 te-am deranjat cu \u00eentrebarea mea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nici m\u0103car nu era nevoie s\u0103 ascult\u0103m iar toat\u0103 conferin\u021ba PSD de ieri, ci ar fi fost mult mai simplu ca dl. Anton s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu o singur\u0103 pancart\u0103 pentru toate \u00eentreb\u0103rile, \u0219i, peste #rezist, s\u0103 scrie mare:\u00a0<em>chiar nu \u0219tiu<\/em>, <em>nu cunosc, n-am nicio treab\u0103<\/em>. C\u0103 doar nu eram t\u00e2mpi\u021bi s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m altceva.<\/p>\n<p>Altfel, f\u0103r\u0103 pancart\u0103, s-a l\u0103sat cu ilare r\u0103spunsuri gen:<\/p>\n<p>-n-am nicio treab\u0103 cu <em>return\u0103rile de TVA<\/em>, <strong>dar <\/strong>am avut un denun\u021b \u00een 2014 cu un martor protejat(?!)(dosarul a fost \u00eenchis)<\/p>\n<p>-chiar nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 a operat <em>SC Maria Grup \u00een Port<\/em>, c\u00e2nd eram eu la Transporturi, <strong>dar<\/strong> contractele de operare nu se fac de pe-o zi pe alta&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-nu \u0219tiu, <strong>dar<\/strong> eu sunt ac\u021bionar la Romsem<\/p>\n<p>-nu \u0219tiu de nicio factur\u0103, <strong>dar<\/strong> gr\u00e2ul se vinde cu 130 de dolari tona&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Chiar nu \u0219tiu cu terenul de la B\u0103neasa, <strong>dar<\/strong> am fost denun\u021bat pentru trafic de influen\u021b\u0103(alt dosar \u00eenchis)<\/p>\n<p>-nu sunt asociat \u00een nicio firm\u0103 cu doamna Velican sau sora,\u00a0<strong>DAR<\/strong> <strong>am fost<\/strong> asociat \u00een cinci firme p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2012(?!!)<\/p>\n<p>-doamna Velican nu st\u0103 \u00een curte cu mine, <strong>dar <\/strong>suntem vecini, st\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine<\/p>\n<p>-Marago nu e mea. <em>E a fiicei mele&#8230; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>-nu \u0219tiu la ce proiect face referire, <strong>DAR <\/strong>e un proiect \u00eenchis<\/p>\n<p>Un coleg \u00eei zice c\u0103 a fost foarte punctual. Vai! Eu cred c\u0103 de la punctele de suspensie i se trage domnului Anton. \u00cen fine, \u0219tim to\u021bi c\u0103 nu are sens s\u0103 intr\u0103m \u00een detalii,<strong> dar<\/strong> trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 mai ar\u0103t o chestie simpatic\u0103, dac\u0103 tot \u201eescaveaz\u0103\u201d unii de nu se mai satur\u0103:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-55458\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/excavator.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"663\" height=\"316\" \/> (surs\u0103:\u00a0https:\/\/www.aradon.ro)<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-55459\" src=\"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG-20171019-WA0001-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"1000\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":53120,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"R\u0103spunsurile lui Anton, ca-n bancurile absurde. 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