{"id":54970,"date":"2017-09-28T20:50:33","date_gmt":"2017-09-28T17:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=54970"},"modified":"2017-09-28T20:50:33","modified_gmt":"2017-09-28T17:50:33","slug":"si-baietii-plang-cateodata-cand-ii-bate-maicaaa-saaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2017\/09\/28\/si-baietii-plang-cateodata-cand-ii-bate-maicaaa-saaaa\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei b\u0103ie\u0163ii pl\u00e2ng c\u00e2teodat\u0103… C\u00e2nd \u00eei bate maic\u0103\u0103\u0103-saaaa"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201eB\u0103ie\u0163ii buni n-are noroc\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n

Tragi cu pixu\u2019?-i pici cu foc. <\/em><\/p>\n

Pentru Giurgiu, mare ioc <\/em><\/p>\n

Penele-ul… Gata! Poc!<\/em><\/p>\n

Chiar credeam c\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, o s\u0103 murim to\u0163i de plictiseal\u0103. Ei de-a lor, noi tot de-a noastr\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 azi. C\u00e2nd au mai adus unu’.<\/p>\n

Pl\u00e2ng\u0103ciosul Anton, b\u0103tut bine de c\u0103tre pixurile locale \u015fi centrale, dar mai cu seam\u0103 de pantofi, \u00een drumurile sale c\u0103tre DNA \u015fi DIICOT, inventatorul v\u00e2nturilor de dreapta, la Giurgiu, \u015fi-a tras un fel de cavaleri. Unii care, cum s-ar spune, s\u0103-i \u00eent\u0103reasc\u0103 vorbele.<\/p>\n

Nu. Nu cavaleri d-\u0103ia \u00eendr\u0103gi\u0163i de to\u0163i telespectatorii (Facebook), loiali \u015fi ginga\u015fi \u00een a lor iubire p\u00e2n\u2019 la moarte \u015fi-napoi. Ei, a\u015f, de unde dracu\u2019? C\u0103 doar cine se-aseam\u0103n\u0103 s-adun\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen timp ce M\u0103roiu \u00ee\u015fi scuip\u0103-n palm\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi face freza, anticipat, pentru campania din 2020, domni\u015forul de (dez)onoare al lu\u2019 Anton a devenit Ionel Dinu.<\/p>\n

Cine, m\u0103?!<\/p>\n

Nici Costic\u0103 Dumitru nu mai e ce era, de c\u00e2nd vorbe\u015fte Dinu \u00een conferin\u0163e despre R\u0103zboiul Rece, bariere, \u201emonarhia B\u0103d\u0103l\u0103u\u201d, cu impecabila-i gramatic\u0103: \u201ela celelalte conferin\u0163e de pres\u0103 anterioare\u201d,<\/em> \u201eaceste curse are o or\u0103 de plecare\u201d<\/em>, \u201eei reu\u015fe\u015fte\u201d etc.,<\/em>\u00a0\u00een timp ce-i nume\u015fte pe al\u0163ii, ar\u0103t\u00e2nd pedepsitor cu ar\u0103t\u0103torul, agrama\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Acest Rege \u201eNeaverten\u0163e\u201d<\/strong><\/em> \u015fi-a b\u0103gat \u015fi mai tare colegii(fo\u015ftii, actualii, fo\u015ftii iar, actualii \u015f.a.m.d.)-n gura poporului giurgiuvean, povestind neispirat de ce a decis PNL s\u0103 se pun\u0103 contra \u00een CJ Giurgiu. Are sens s\u0103 povestim? Sunte\u0163i b\u0103ie\u0163i de\u015ftep\u0163i. N-are.<\/p>\n

Dar cum se uita Ionel Dinu c\u0103tre pres\u0103… cu ni\u015fte u\u0103chi! De parc\u0103 s\u0103racu’ abia ar fi ajuns \u00een Giurgiu, complet nedezvirginat politic, avea buzunarele con\u015ftiin\u0163ei goale(adev\u0103rat), f\u0103r\u0103 schele\u0163i(ptiu, s\u0103 fiu iertat\u0103!) \u00een \u015fifonierele partidelor pe la care a trecut la fel ca Anton, Beianu \u015fi cometa( <\/strong>ha,<\/strong>\u00a0am titlu!).<\/p>\n

Mi-a fost mil\u0103 de C-tel Dtru, pe cuv\u00e2nt, c\u0103, imediat dup\u0103 \u015fef, de el f\u0103cea lumea mi\u015fto, la finalul conferin\u0163elor de pres\u0103 ale PNL Giurgiu. A, de el \u015fi de dna domnului ACID-diabeticos pup\u0103tor, \u00een lacrimi, prin tot felul de birouri, de m\u00e2ini murdare, dar pl\u0103titoare. C\u00e2t o vrea barosanuuuu s\u0103 deaaaa.<\/p>\n

E. Acum o s\u0103 scrie lumea numai de Dinu? Nu-i corect! C\u0103 merit\u0103 \u015fi al\u0163ii. C\u0103 lumea a mai tot scris de Dinu. Uite, ca s\u0103 nu se supere vreunul(Adi Copilul Chiran este absolut nesemnificativ<\/em>), am preg\u0103tit cu deosebit\u0103 pl\u0103cere o fotografie de grup, inspirat\u0103 din „Las Fierbin\u0163i”, cu ce-am tradus eu din producerea unei\u00a0extorsiuni dintr-un degajament al unei construc\u0163ii de \u00eentr-o ap\u0103. Din care n-a putut s\u0103 doarm\u0103 nimeni cu nimeni \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een pat. <\/em><\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care… pute\u0163i uita!<\/em><\/p>\n

Doamna Detector de Minciuni<\/p>\n

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*Acesta este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare<\/p>\n

Pentru cei care nu v\u0103d bine:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Tare-s eu, le \u015ftiu pe toate.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Verzi, uscate, d-alea coapte.<\/p>\n

    Vin cu Pepsi nu servesc…<\/p>\n

    La stomac eu m\u0103… stricesc.<\/p>\n

    La Flore\u015fti nu sunt primar…<\/p>\n

    Mina, nu m\u0103 mai face l\u0103utar!<\/p>\n

    Am zis!\u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

     <\/p>\n

    2. Tica-tica-tica(f\u0103r\u0103 diacritice)<\/strong><\/p>\n

    M-a b\u0103tut m\u0103mica!!!<\/p>\n

    N-am m\u00e2ncat ciorbica,<\/p>\n

    N-am m\u00e2ncat p\u00e2inica.<\/p>\n

    Doar rahat turcesc,<\/p>\n

    Jur, s\u0103 m\u0103 crucesc!<\/p>\n

    Eu la poligrafuuu<\/p>\n

    M\u0103 duc cu tarafuuuu.<\/p>\n

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    3. Bade, nea Antoane,<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Vreau \u015fi eu betoane.<\/p>\n

    C\u0103 la pemepe<\/p>\n

    Mi-am furat-o, de.<\/p>\n

    Eu, bun gr\u0103itor,<\/p>\n

    R\u0103u cuceritor…<\/p>\n

    Vreau la PNL s\u0103-mi duc zilele.<\/p>\n

    S\u0103-njur PSD?<\/p>\n

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