{"id":54156,"date":"2017-08-24T14:42:35","date_gmt":"2017-08-24T11:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=54156"},"modified":"2017-08-24T14:42:35","modified_gmt":"2017-08-24T11:42:35","slug":"pamflet-fifti-fifti-seidz-of-maryn-sau-io-si-sotu-va-iubim-ca-ca-tine-nu-gasim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2017\/08\/24\/pamflet-fifti-fifti-seidz-of-maryn-sau-io-si-sotu-va-iubim-ca-ca-tine-nu-gasim\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: Fifti-fifti \u015feidz of Maryn sau „io \u015fi Cipri v\u0103 iubim, c\u0103 ca tine nu g\u0103sim!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Doamne, ce privirea-avea! Doamne, cum se mai uita! Chicotea \u015fi sughi\u0163a, c\u0103 doar \u015fefu’ \u00eei era.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u015eeid oan<\/strong>: S\u0103rut-m\u00e2na, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, \u015fefu cel mai bun din lumea asta \u015fi din cealalt\u0103, la dracu’ cu to\u0163i cei pe care i-am tr\u0103dat, m\u0103 cam plictisesc! Am voie s\u0103 zic \u015fi eu ceva de B\u0103d\u0103? De Mina? De PSD? De ziaristele ro\u015fii? Nu? N-am voie? \u015eit.<\/h3>\n

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\u015eeid tu: <\/strong>Mi-a\u0163i pronun\u0163at numele, cumva???? A, nu? P\u0103i, m\u0103 numesc… A, nu conteaz\u0103? Bine. Dar a\u0163i zis: doamna ar fi trebuit s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 prima, numai c\u0103 o s\u0103 vorbesc eu primul<\/em>. Vaaai, ce dr\u0103guuu\u0163, m-a\u0163i observat! Ce om, ce caracter!<\/h3>\n

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\u015eedi tri:<\/strong>\u00a0Cum le zice, fraierilor! Unde a fost \u015fefu \u0103sta p\u00e2n\u0103 acum? Unde? Cum de nu l-am g\u0103sit noi, eu \u015fi Cipri, mai devreme? Cum? T\u00e2njesc dup\u0103… cuno\u015ftin\u0163ele<\/em> dvs., \u015fefu. Pe bune!<\/h3>\n

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\u015eeid for: <\/strong>Vai, ce-o s\u0103 v\u0103 mai distribui!<\/h2>\n

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\u015eeid faiv<\/strong>: Nu v\u0103 opri\u0163i! Dar pot s\u0103 zic \u015fi eu ceva de… Nu? Bine. Dar de ce m-a\u0163i chemat? A, c\u0103 ceilal\u0163i doi membri ai PNL Giurgiu sunt \u00een concediu… \u00cen\u0163eleg. Oricum, altceva mai bun de f\u0103cut nu prea aveam…<\/h3>\n

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\u015eeid faiv \u015fi-un pic<\/strong>: O s\u0103 mor de c\u00e2t de amuzat\u0103 m\u0103 face\u0163i s\u0103 fiu! Nu m-am sim\u0163it niciodat\u0103 mai bine dec\u00e2t aici, la conferin\u0163ele PNL Giurgiu, jur! Dac\u0103 vreodat\u0103 ajungem sus, m\u0103 face\u0163i prefect\u0103? A, nu? \u015eit. S\u0103 v\u0103 zic cum m\u0103 cheam\u0103, poate…? A, bine. Am t\u0103cut.<\/h3>\n

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\u015eeid sics<\/strong>: M\u0103 g\u00e2dila\u0163i, la naiba! Acum vre\u0163i s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i cum m\u0103 cheam\u0103? \u00cenc\u0103 nu? \u015eit. Dar Cipri nu se sup\u0103r\u0103, sigur, c\u0103 preg\u0103te\u015fte el un mic \u015faijnooo de \u015feids c\u0103tre conducerea PNL Giurgiu, pe net, ca s\u0103 ne simtem to\u0163i bine c\u00e2nd facem „politic\u0103” pe Facebook. \u015eefu, \u015fefu, v\u0103 iubim, c\u0103 ca tine nu g\u0103sim!<\/h3>\n

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    Acesta este un pamflet \u015fi trebuie tratat ca atare. Este un… „monolog” imaginar iar fotografiile sunt capturi dup\u0103 imaginile filmate \u00een conferin\u0163\u0103 de pres\u0103(din diferite momente ale acesteia)<\/em><\/strong><\/h6>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Doamne, ce privirea-avea! Doamne, cum se mai uita! Chicotea \u015fi sughi\u0163a, c\u0103 doar \u015fefu’ \u00eei era.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":54166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: Fifti-fifti \u015feidz of Maryn sau \"io \u015fi Cipri v\u0103 iubim, c\u0103 ca tine nu g\u0103sim!\" - GIURGIU NET","description":"Doamne, ce privirea-avea! Doamne, cum se mai uita! Chicotea \u015fi sughi\u0163a, c\u0103 doar \u015fefu' \u00eei era. \u015eeid oan : S\u0103rut-m\u00e2na, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, \u015fefu cel mai bun din lumea asta"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23],"tags":[2027],"class_list":["post-54156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-pam","tag-pnl-giurgiu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}