{"id":53118,"date":"2017-06-15T20:22:23","date_gmt":"2017-06-15T17:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=53118"},"modified":"2017-06-15T20:22:23","modified_gmt":"2017-06-15T17:22:23","slug":"doamne-eminescu-daca-l-ai-fi-cunoscut-pe-anton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2017\/06\/15\/doamne-eminescu-daca-l-ai-fi-cunoscut-pe-anton\/","title":{"rendered":"Doamne, Eminescu! Dac\u0103 l-ai fi cunoscut pe Anton&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Dac\u0103 l-ai fi cunoscut pe Anton, doamne!, probabil c\u0103 nu l-am mai fi cunoscut noi. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dar, ce trist, \u00eel \u015ftim,\u00a0maestre!<\/p>\n<p>Azi, \u00een &#8222;memoria&#8221; ta, coinciden\u0163ial dac\u0103 vrei, a f\u0103cut o rim\u0103. Am pl\u00e2ns to\u0163i&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>O rim\u0103 la adresa puterii, cic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Cu &#8222;profunzime&#8221;, ca-n Alien V, maestre!, \u015fi cu &#8222;multe, multe cuvinte \u00een vocabular&#8221;, cam c\u00e2te are \u015fi prietenul lui, Lucic\u0103&#8230;, off the record, dar prea de tot, le petit roi\u00a0a rostit, spre amuzamentul adev\u0103ratelor maimu\u0163ici frustrate: <em>&#8222;uite-a\u015fa s\u0103 ne ajute\/&#8230;, s-avem bani?, s-avem ce&#8230; \/\u00a0<\/em><em>m\u00e2nca&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Extraordinar! Domnul Anton, o s\u0103 v\u0103 facem statuie pe care s\u0103 se&#8230; c\u00e2nte porumbeii prim\u0103vara, \u00een Alei. Ce frumos a\u0163i zis-o!\u00a0Uite cum a evitat el cu dib\u0103cia lexicalo-filosifico a lui <strong>C.tel\u00a0D.tru<\/strong> verbul a<strong> f.te<\/strong> \u015fi cum juma de sal\u0103 a fost \u00een extaz.\u00a0Cam cum fac to\u0163i pedeli\u015ftii \u00een fa\u0163a celor 2 cuvinte \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 ale lui iohannis.<\/p>\n<p>Magnific \u015fi de neuitat! A\u015f pl\u0103ti s\u0103 v\u0103 mai aud o dat\u0103. Jur!<\/p>\n<p>Pe de alt\u0103 parte, c\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 nu doarme de pofta mea, nu pot, sincer, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la <em><strong>#delocspalatul d.nciu<\/strong> <\/em>\u015fi la cum o s\u0103 emulsifice el\u00a0intelectualu&#8217; feisbucist, \u00een continuare, f\u0103c\u00e2nd mi\u015fto, f\u0103r\u0103 likeuri \u00een bani, de noi to\u0163i ceilal\u0163i. E prima \u015fi ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd recunosc c\u0103 fanteziez cu dlui fix cum pres\u0103re\u015fte el despre pres\u0103reala altora.<\/p>\n<p>De domnul de la Cronic\u0103 nici nu are sens s\u0103 vorbim. Asta trebuie s\u0103 fie foarte trist.<\/p>\n<p>Oricum, v\u0103 salut\u0103m \u015fi pe voi, fetele cele mai\u00a0pu\u0163in mari din presa local\u0103- acele duamne r\u0103mase complet pe dinafar\u0103, obsedate de noi \u015fi <em><strong>#scuipatedeto\u0163i\u015fefii\u015fiaino\u015ftri\u015fiailor.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 pup, pa-pa!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 l-ai fi cunoscut pe Anton, doamne!, probabil c\u0103 nu l-am mai fi cunoscut noi. Dar, ce trist, \u00eel \u015ftim,\u00a0maestre! Azi, \u00een &#8222;memoria&#8221; ta, coinciden\u0163ial dac\u0103 vrei, a f\u0103cut o rim\u0103. Am pl\u00e2ns to\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":53120,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Doamne, Eminescu! Dac\u0103 l-ai fi cunoscut pe Anton... - GIURGIU NET","description":"Dac\u0103 l-ai fi cunoscut pe Anton, doamne!, probabil c\u0103 nu l-am mai fi cunoscut noi. Dar, ce trist, \u00eel \u015ftim,\u00a0maestre! 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