{"id":53033,"date":"2017-06-09T15:44:17","date_gmt":"2017-06-09T12:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=53033"},"modified":"2017-06-09T15:44:17","modified_gmt":"2017-06-09T12:44:17","slug":"pamflet-trandafir-si-patraulea-s-au-trezit-vorbind-de-a-n-p-lea-ghici-cine-s-doua-variante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2017\/06\/09\/pamflet-trandafir-si-patraulea-s-au-trezit-vorbind-de-a-n-p-lea-ghici-cine-s-doua-variante\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: &#8222;Trandafir \u015fi Patraulea&#8221; s-au trezit vorbind de-a-n p&#8230;lea. GHICI CINE-s? (dou\u0103 variante)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Varianta liric\u0103<\/em><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Trist partid, nenic\u0103, tat\u0103,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu mai e\u015fti<\/strong> ce-ai fost odat\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 sco\u0163i acum din vie<\/p>\n<p>Doi p\u0103duchi \u00eentr-o chelie<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 dea din dreapta-n st\u00e2nga&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Vai, politica, n\u0103t\u00e2nga!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu c\u0103 zic<\/strong>, dar vreau s\u0103 spun,<\/p>\n<p>Unu-i&#8230; mic, altu&#8217;&#8230; nu-i bun,<\/p>\n<p>Da&#8217; la scaune se bag\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-au umplut chiar o desag\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 &#8222;ie&#8221; bune, de ce nu?!<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015etef\u0103nic\u0103<\/strong>, ce \u015ftii tu?<\/p>\n<p>La sectoru&#8217; doi s\u0103 stai,<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 noi facem&#8230; mucegai<\/p>\n<p>Pe pere\u0163ii doctrinari.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, ce suntem?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bie\u0163i \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ari.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8222;Patraulea&#8221;,<\/strong> nu vorbi!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 ai ni\u015fte datorii<\/p>\n<p>de pl\u0103tit.<\/p>\n<p>Nu te speria,<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tata r\u0103u&#8221; te va veghea!<\/p>\n<p>Da&#8217; s-a ataci dur PSD-u&#8217;,<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 de nu, \u00eenfunzi bideu&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>\u0102la de zici c\u0103 nu-i bun,<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 \u0163\u0103ranu&#8217; n-are&#8230; drum.<\/p>\n<p>Ce-i trebuie ap\u0103 rece?<\/p>\n<p>Via\u0163a asta oricum trece.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8222;Trandafire&#8221;<\/strong>, tu s\u0103 taci!<\/p>\n<p>Mai bine-ai zice cum faci<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 mai faci \u015fi tu ceva.<\/p>\n<p>Nu ca la Direc\u0163ia ta(fost\u0103),<\/p>\n<p>La jude\u0163, acolo\u015fa.<\/p>\n<p>Ce-a r\u0103mas \u00een urma ta?<\/p>\n<p>Ciuciu, lua\u0163i d-aici\u015fa!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i s\u0103 scrii mai bine!<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e2d \u015fi fetele de tine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>R\u00e2de lumea d&#8217;-am\u00e2ndoi:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Unu&#8217; scrie, altu&#8217; cite\u015fte,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>PNL-u&#8217; &#8222;\u00eenflore\u015fte&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Proz\u0103<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8222;Trandafir \u015fi Patraulea&#8221; fac de toat\u0103 jena ce-a mai r\u0103mas din PNL Giurgiu. CE AVEM NOI AICI?!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Aflat \u00eentr-un extrem de firav proces de reorganizare(mai degrab\u0103 unul de pedelizare acut\u0103), PNL Giurgiu se evapor\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai cu spor. Trimiterea unor tri\u015fti &#8222;soli&#8221;- la comunicare, \u00een conferin\u0163e, \u00een fa\u0163a oamenilor prin intermediul presei-, &#8230;ne\u015fte &#8222;porumbei&#8221; ca cei doi despre care scriem azi, bag\u0103 bietul partid \u015fi mai tare-n&#8230; \u00eentuneric.<\/p>\n<p>Eu cred c\u0103 dac\u0103 PNL ar fi fost o persoan\u0103 \u015fi-ar fi v\u0103zut cine vorbe\u015fte \u00een numele s\u0103u, ori \u00eei b\u0103tea ori chema poli\u0163ia. Nu, serios, c\u0103 cic\u0103-s cerceta\u0163i pentru furt de scaune ace\u015fti &#8222;comunicatori&#8221;, ace\u015fti doi &#8222;morali\u015fti&#8221; \u015fi d\u0103\u015ftep\u0163i \u015fi cu vocabular de nu le-ncape-n&#8230; gur\u0103.<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube-embed\" data-video_id=\"bQhKSD_M-bY\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"696\" height=\"522\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bQhKSD_M-bY?feature=oembed&#038;enablejsapi=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Unul, care se face c\u0103 pl\u00e2nge de mila jude\u0163ului, a avut ocazia ani buni, dar mai ales mul\u0163i s\u0103 contribuie la dezvoltarea sa, c\u0103 a fost mare boss la o direc\u0163ie cu aceea\u015fi destina\u0163ie. Ce-a f\u0103cut? Un drac. Campanie electoral\u0103. Cu tot cu vocabularul lui care este. Noroc c\u0103 \u015ftiu s\u0103 citeasc\u0103&#8230; colegii.<\/p>\n<p>Cel\u0103lalt? E tare-n gur\u0103, clar! Noroc c\u0103 \u015ftiu s\u0103 scrie colegii.\u00a0Se completeaz\u0103, deh. \u015ei la scaune \u015fi sub acestea. Pe-alocuri simpatici, dac\u0103 n-ar avea ni\u015fte schele\u0163i \u00een \u015fifonierele politice \u015fi administrative, c-a\u015fa se aude.\u00a0Datorii la stat, chestii, trestii, d-alea&#8230; morale maxim. \u015ei \u00eentrubinelecet\u0103\u0163enilor cu ha\u015ftag la \u00eenceput.<\/p>\n<p>Pricepu\u0163i la &#8222;conferin\u0163e&#8221;, nepricepu\u0163i la transmiterea unui mesaj &#8222;pur &#8211; PNL&#8221;, b\u0103ie\u0163ii ne fac s\u0103 r\u00e2dem exact cum o fac Trandafir \u015fi Patraulea. Mai ales la faza aia, c\u00e2nd particip\u0103 la o preselec\u0163ie ad-hoc de talente descoperite &#8222;\u00een facultate&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;F\u0103-te om, f\u0103-te om<\/p>\n<p>Alung\u0103 g\u00e2ndu&#8217; necinstit&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube-embed\" data-video_id=\"92bKtPm9zaE\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"696\" height=\"522\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/92bKtPm9zaE?feature=oembed&#038;enablejsapi=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>De porc, domne, de porc&#8230; cum ar zice &#8222;divele&#8221; din PNL Giurgiu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CroniCaru&#8217; Mare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>*Fotografia este un trucaj iar articolul este un pamflet ce trebuie tratat ca atare.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Varianta liric\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":53035,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: \"Trandafir \u015fi Patraulea\" s-au trezit vorbind de-a-n p...lea. 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