{"id":43576,"date":"2016-01-19T12:04:35","date_gmt":"2016-01-19T10:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=43576"},"modified":"2016-01-19T12:04:35","modified_gmt":"2016-01-19T10:04:35","slug":"pamflet-decalogul-viitorului-primar-de-giurgiu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2016\/01\/19\/pamflet-decalogul-viitorului-primar-de-giurgiu\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: \u201cDecalogul\u201d viitorului primar de Giurgiu"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sup\u0103ra\u0163i c\u0103 iarna asta a nins \u015fi c\u0103 primarul nu le-a desz\u0103pezit personal <\/strong>sediile de partid, sc\u0103rile blocului, intr\u0103rile \u00een firm\u0103, pervazurile, c\u0103 nu le-a \u00eempins personal<\/strong> ma\u015finile mai \u00eencolo, ca s\u0103 intre cu buldoexcavator pe care s\u0103-l conduc\u0103, unii cet\u0103\u0163eni au semnat pe Facebook o peti\u0163ie, au pus-o de un fel de nou \u201cDecalog\u201d \u015fi au decis pentru noi, to\u0163i ceilal\u0163i, care vor fi sarcinile viitorului primar.<\/p>\n

C\u0103, dac\u0103 ne pune dracu s\u0103 coment\u0103m, o s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een strad\u0103 c\u0103\u0163elu\u015fii galbeni \u015fi mai schimb\u0103 o data. Ce? Nu conteaz\u0103, doar al lor s\u0103 fie!<\/p>\n

Astfel, dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie primar, candidatu\u2019 trebuie:<\/p>\n

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  1. Pentru c\u0103 pl\u0103tim gunoiul, s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 adune, de la fiecare cet\u0103\u0163ean, sacii de gunoi, din fiecare gospod\u0103rie, s\u0103 fac\u0103 reciclare selectiv\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 transporte, pe banii lui, de\u015feurile la Glina. C\u0103 groapa de la Giurgiu nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 (sic!)<\/li>\n
  2. Pentru c\u0103 pl\u0103tim apa, s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 o trag\u0103 la toalet\u0103, s\u0103 ne spele pe din\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 ne duc\u0103 la \u015fcoal\u0103 copiii… Ce? Ce-am zis?<\/li>\n
  3. Pentru c\u0103 pl\u0103tim lumina, s\u0103 ne schimbe becurile, s\u0103 ne conduc\u0103 ma\u015fina, s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 eventualele pene(\u015fi d-alea italiene), s\u0103 ne scrie temele \u015fi s\u0103 ne plimbe c\u00e2inii.<\/li>\n
  4. C\u0103 veni vorba! Dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie primar, candidatu\u2019 trebuie s\u0103 adune personal <\/strong>de pe str\u0103zi toate patrupedele, inclusiv \u015fobolanii, s\u0103 le ia covrigii din coad\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-i dea la s\u0103rmani.<\/li>\n
  5. C\u00e2nd ninge, obligatoriu, va lua lopata \u015fi nu se va opri din desz\u0103pezit p\u00e2n\u0103 nu vor fi mul\u0163umi\u0163i jurnali\u015ftii Opozi\u0163iei \u015fi tinerii din partidul cel\u0103lalt.<\/li>\n
  6. C\u00e2nd plou\u0103, st\u0103 cu g\u0103leata la C\u0103prioara \u015fi bag\u0103 mi\u015fcare. Pe viceprimari \u00eei trimite \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103, clar!<\/li>\n
  7. Dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie primar, candidatu\u2019 musai s\u0103 fac\u0103 locuri de munc\u0103. Din plastilin\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 le \u00eempart\u0103 fiec\u0103rui lene\u015f care st\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua pe Facebook, pune poze cu m\u00e2ncare, cu Sfin\u0163i etc. \u015fi se pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 nu-i d\u0103 primaru\u2019 serviciu!<\/li>\n
  8. Pe canicul\u0103, pentru c\u0103 pl\u0103tim taxe \u015fi impozite, s\u0103 ude cu furtunul fiecare strad\u0103, ulicioar\u0103, s\u0103 aib\u0103 la el \u015fi pahare cu ap\u0103 \u015fi aparat de m\u0103surarea tensiunii. Plus ochelari pentru cine n-are \u015fi ar vrea!<\/li>\n
  9. Dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie primar, candidatu\u2019 vinde toate firmele ca s\u0103 nu cread\u0103 lumea c\u0103 e acolo ca s\u0103 le scoat\u0103 din insolven\u0163\u0103, faliment \u015f.a.m.d.!<\/li>\n
  10. Pentru c\u0103 pl\u0103tim taxe \u015fi impozite, primarul s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 ne zugr\u0103veasc\u0103 \u00een apartamente, s\u0103 ne cure\u0163e co\u015furile de fum, s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 \u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103turile, s\u0103 ne spele pe picioare \u015fi, evident, s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi armata \u00een locul tinerilor de\u015ftep\u0163i \u015fi frumo\u015fi.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Buldoexcavatoarea<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    Sup\u0103ra\u0163i c\u0103 iarna asta a nins \u015fi c\u0103 primarul nu le-a desz\u0103pezit personal sediile de partid, sc\u0103rile blocului, intr\u0103rile \u00een firm\u0103, pervazurile, c\u0103 nu le-a \u00eempins personal ma\u015finile mai \u00eencolo, ca s\u0103 intre cu buldoexcavator pe care s\u0103-l conduc\u0103, unii cet\u0103\u0163eni au semnat pe Facebook o peti\u0163ie, au pus-o de un fel de nou \u201cDecalog\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":36422,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: \u201cDecalogul\u201d viitorului primar de Giurgiu - GIURGIU NET","description":"Sup\u0103ra\u0163i c\u0103 iarna asta a nins \u015fi c\u0103 primarul nu le-a desz\u0103pezit personal sediile de partid, sc\u0103rile blocului, intr\u0103rile \u00een firm\u0103, pervazurile, c\u0103 nu le-a \u00eempins"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,25],"tags":[490],"class_list":{"0":"post-43576","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-actual","8":"category-pam","9":"category-pol","10":"tag-candidatul-la-primaria-giurgiu"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43576\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}