{"id":43339,"date":"2016-01-07T19:12:22","date_gmt":"2016-01-07T17:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=43339"},"modified":"2016-01-07T19:12:22","modified_gmt":"2016-01-07T17:12:22","slug":"plugusorul-politic-giurgiuvean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2016\/01\/07\/plugusorul-politic-giurgiuvean\/","title":{"rendered":"Plugu\u015forul politic giurgiuvean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Aho, aho, votan\u0163i, deci fra\u0163i,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Deloc boga\u0163i, ce de s\u0103raci!,<\/p>\n<p>La boi nu v\u0103 mai pleca\u0163i,<\/p>\n<p>Ci urarea-mi asculta\u0163i!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>S-a sculat, c\u0103-i anu\u2019,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chiar Tic\u0103 Beianu!<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-a \u00eenc\u0103lecat<\/p>\n<p>Pe-un sensei bogat(?)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cu nume de Floare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei inim\u0103 mare,<\/p>\n<p>Cu pres\u0103 de m\u0103tas\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Buei, cea mai serioas\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei-n partid s-au ridicat,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ca s-aleag\u0103 loc uscat<\/p>\n<p>De tunat \u015fi fulgerat.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-n cur\u00e2nd s-au apucat:<\/p>\n<p>Terenul \u015fi l-au minat<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen online<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u00een T(i)V(i),<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 moar\u0103 fetilii.<\/p>\n<p>(Fetilii nebunilii, hai tuati-scriitoarilii!)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>S-au apucat \u00eentr-o joi,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cu vreo doisprezece&#8230; osta\u015fi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Osta\u015fi, ost\u0103\u015fei,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ce mai, ni\u015fte zmei!<\/p>\n<p>Cu secretare dup\u0103 ei.<\/p>\n<p>Hai m\u00e2na\u0163i, m\u0103i, fl\u0103c\u0103i<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei suna\u0163i din zurg\u0103l\u0103i!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zile-ntregi ei au lucrat,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pe la spate-au spintecat,<\/p>\n<p>Prin partid(e) au umblat<\/p>\n<p>Eh, au mai \u015fi blestemat:<\/p>\n<p>Pe Tomi\u0163\u0103, St\u0103ni\u015fteanu,<\/p>\n<p>Ori pe Barbu- n\u0103zdr\u0103vanu\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai zic de B\u0103d\u0103l\u0103u,<\/p>\n<p>Doar c\u0103 lui nu-i pas\u0103, z\u0103u!<\/p>\n<p>Presa, vai, ce nesim\u0163ire!,<\/p>\n<p>Asta-i \u015ftire \u00een ne\u015ftire&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei c\u00e2nd lucrul au sf\u00e2r\u015fit,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De certat, de be\u015ftelit,<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103, mare s-a st\u00e2rnit<\/p>\n<p>O campanie feisbucist\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Cu ardeie nehotist\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Cu boieri \u00een pixuri \u201etari\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Uau, ni\u015fte interstelari!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Online-ul de-i r\u0103corit<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei s\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163a a-ncol\u0163it,<\/p>\n<p>La minut, or\u0103, secund\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Speran\u0163a este fecund\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei se duser\u0103 s\u0103(-i) vad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>La Biseric\u0103 e coad\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Beian iute s-a \u201e\u00eentors\u201d,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 era \u00eentors pe dos<\/p>\n<p>De la presa psd-ist\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei strig\u0103 la \u2018a pnl-ist\u0103<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 lucreze mai cu spor<\/p>\n<p>Pentru-al \u0163\u0103rii&#8230; interes na\u0163ional?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei primarii-i \u00eenv\u00e2rteau,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cu lopata mi-i-ntorceau!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103-n partid iar \u00eei voiau,<\/p>\n<p>Pen&#8217; c-\u00a0alegeri, da, veneau!<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, iar\u0103, cu lopata,<\/p>\n<p>Rumeni vor ie\u015fi&#8230; \u015fi gata!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei pentru c\u0103 nu-i r\u0103bdare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Plugu\u015for, tot, \u00een c\u00e2ntare,<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 trecem la o urare:<\/p>\n<p>Anul \u0103sta-i de votare!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 ave\u0163i aten\u0163ie mare<\/p>\n<p>La urma\u015fi\u00a0s\u0103 v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u0163i,<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 mici sau pe\u015ftii frip\u0163i,<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 vorbe, promisiuni,<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 glume \u015fi minciuni!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 de bine nu ne-or \u0163ine,<\/p>\n<p>Nici la mine, nici la tine!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei la anul s\u0103 tr\u0103im,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Mai deloc s\u0103 nu &#8222;murim&#8221;&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei mai \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0163i\u00a0s\u0103 fim,<\/p>\n<p>Mai de\u015ftep\u0163i \u015fi mai cinsti\u0163i,<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 nu ne mai p\u0103c\u0103li\u0163i!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Haide\u0163i, m\u00e2na\u0163i, m\u0103i, fl\u0103c\u0103i!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei suna\u0163i din zurg\u0103l\u0103i!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Semnat: Biciul<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Acesta este un pamflet \u015fi trebuie tratat ca atare<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aho, aho, votan\u0163i, deci fra\u0163i, Deloc boga\u0163i, ce de s\u0103raci!, La boi nu v\u0103 mai pleca\u0163i, Ci urarea-mi asculta\u0163i!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":43343,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Plugu\u015forul politic giurgiuvean - GIURGIU NET","description":"Aho, aho, votan\u0163i, deci fra\u0163i, Deloc boga\u0163i, ce de s\u0103raci!, La boi nu v\u0103 mai pleca\u0163i, Ci urarea-mi asculta\u0163i! &nbsp; 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