{"id":42707,"date":"2015-12-04T15:13:14","date_gmt":"2015-12-04T13:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=42707"},"modified":"2015-12-04T15:13:14","modified_gmt":"2015-12-04T13:13:14","slug":"hilar-cum-vine-asta-fratilor-sa-ti-faci-decalog-dar-sa-fie-flexibil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2015\/12\/04\/hilar-cum-vine-asta-fratilor-sa-ti-faci-decalog-dar-sa-fie-flexibil\/","title":{"rendered":"ILAR: Cum vine asta, fra\u0163ilor? S\u0103-\u0163i faci Decalog, dar s\u0103 fie flexibil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Breakingnews, premier\u0103 na\u0163ional\u0103, mondial\u0103 \u015fi intergalactic\u0103: PNL-i\u015ftii \u015fi-au&#8230; \u201esculptat\u201d un Decalog politic \u00een perspectiva alegerilor din 2016 \u015fi nu numai. Adic\u0103, au stabilit un set de criterii de integritate pentru candida\u0163ii <em>\u00een numele PNL<\/em> la locale, parlamentare \u015fi altele.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em>(Despre uluitorul, nemaiv\u0103zutul, d\u0103t\u0103tor de lacrimi gest- venit, au spus liberalii, ca urmare a nevoii de schimbare pe care a clamat-o \u201epoporu\u2019\u201d \u00een Pia\u0163a Universit\u0103\u0163ii- au vorbit, vineri, \u00een conferin\u0163\u0103 de pres\u0103, copre\u015fedin\u0163ii de la Giurgiu, Dumitru Beianu \u015fi Gheorghe \u015etefan)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201eDecalogul\u201d liberalilor con\u0163ine, evident, 10 \u201eporunci\u201d \u015fi pe fiecare \u00een parte le-a citit, cu seriozitate, \u015etefan. \u015etirea \u00eemi pare a fi cu totul \u015fi cu totul alta:\u00a0aceea c\u0103 toat\u0103 treaba e <strong><em><u>flexibil\u0103<\/u><\/em><\/strong>. Adic\u0103? Adic\u0103, o s\u0103-l mai modifice \u015fi ei, pe ici pe colo, prin\u00a0punctele esen\u0163iale&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei d-aici \u00eencepe pamfletul.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em><u>Cele zece porunci ale Decalogului PNL versus originalele\u00a0<\/u><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em><u>(cele din urm\u0103 nu sunt puse- toate- \u00een ordine, dar or avea ordinea lor&#8230;)<\/u><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Prima porunc\u0103: Lustra\u0163ie: <\/strong>( <u>\u201eS\u0103 nu-\u021bi faci chip cioplit\u201d<\/u>)<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103\u0103\u0103i! B\u0103i!<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, m\u0103\u2019, b\u0103ie\u0163i, treaba e flexibil\u0103, nu v\u0103 teme\u0163i! \u015ei mai modific\u0103m, la o adic\u0103, prin punctele esen\u0163iale! Uite, de exemplu, ad\u0103ug\u0103m acum a\u015fa: \u201es\u0103 nu fi fost <strong>dovedit<\/strong> ofi\u0163er acoperit\u201d. E? Nu te-au prins, e\u015fti pe func\u0163ie!<\/p>\n<p><strong>A doua porunc\u0103: Traseism<\/strong><strong>(<\/strong><u> \u201eEu sunt Domnul, Dumnezeul t\u0103u, s\u0103 nu ai al\u0163i dumnezei \u00een afar\u0103 de mine\u201d)<\/u><\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103\u0103\u0103i, a\u0163i \u00eennebunit? Ce schimbare, ce criterii, ne ducem sub 15%. \u015ei-a\u015fa cam pe acolo, doctrinar vorbind, trebuia s\u0103 fim. Hai, m\u0103, c\u0103 oricum au uitat de tot ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, termina\u0163i cu d-astea! Uite, vine Ciolo\u015f la noi&#8230; Ce, vre\u0163i s\u0103 ne desfiin\u0163\u0103m?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, m\u0103, b\u0103ie\u0163i, ce dracu\u2019, v-am zis c\u0103 treaba e flexibil\u0103 \u015fi-o mai flexibiliz\u0103m, la o adic\u0103: <em>S\u0103 nu-\u015fi fi schimbat apartenen\u0163a politic\u0103 astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 fie candidat pentru <strong>al treilea partid politic<\/strong>, altfel dec\u00e2t prin fuziun<\/em>e.<\/p>\n<p>Eeee? Ai doar dou\u0103, ai sc\u0103pat, e\u015fti ca \u015fi nou, sus pe func\u0163ie! Te-ai dus doar la unul \u015fi te-ai \u00eentors de vreo 4 ori? Nu scrie la Decalog. Ori \u00eel facem interpretabil, ori nu suntem rom\u00e2ni!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A treia porunc\u0103: Nepotism<\/strong><u>(\u201eCinste\u0219te pe tat\u0103l t\u0103u \u0219i pe mama ta&#8230;\u201d<\/u>)<\/p>\n<p>-Uite, m\u0103, ce fac \u0103\u015ftia!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E, p-asta n-avem cum s-o flexibiliz\u0103m prea tare, dar, ca s\u0103 v\u0103 calma\u0163i, zicem a\u015fa: <em>\u201eS\u0103 nu fi angajat \u00een func\u0163ii \u00een cadrul institu\u0163iilor publice pe care le-a condus <strong>so\u0163ia, so\u0163ul, rude sau afini de gradul 1\u201d<\/strong><\/em>. Da\u0163i-i repede afar\u0103, angaja\u0163i-i la vecinu\u2019, el vi-i d\u0103 p-ai lui \u015fi urca\u0163i rapid rude de gradul II \u015fi III. P\u00e2n\u0103 uit\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A patra porunc\u0103<\/strong>: <strong>Contractele \u015fi rela\u0163ia cu statul <\/strong>(<u> \u201eS\u0103 nu fii desfr\u00e2nat!\u201d)<\/u><\/p>\n<p>Adio, spunea Gheorghe \u015etefan(Giurgiu), candida\u0163i cu firme cu afaceri cu statul!!! Jap, palm\u0103 dup\u0103 ceaf\u0103. P\u0103i, la Giurgiu, frate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bine, hai, scriem flexibil, a\u015fa, \u015fi mai flexibiliz\u0103m, pe parcurs, la o adic\u0103: <em>S\u0103 nu fie implicate \u00een afaceri sau contracte <strong>cu institu\u0163ia pentru care candideaz\u0103<\/strong> sau \u00een institu\u0163ii din subordinea acesteia.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>-Alta-i via\u0163a! Ce Decalog frumos avem!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A cincea porunc\u0103: Fals \u00een declara\u0163ii<\/strong><strong>(<\/strong><u>\u201eAdu-\u021bi aminte de ziua de odihn\u0103, ca s-o sfin\u021be\u0219ti&#8230;\u201d<\/u>)<\/p>\n<p>-Gata, eu nu m\u0103 mai joc!<\/p>\n<p>-Stai, fratele meu, c\u0103 treaba e flexibil\u0103 \u015fi-o flexibiliz\u0103m noi, la maximum, pe parcurs, dup\u0103 ce mai uit\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia. Nu te prind, sus pe func\u0163ie. Scriem \u015fi noi a\u015fa: <em>\u201eS\u0103 nu aib\u0103 nereguli sau falsuri <strong>constatate prin decizii definitive<\/strong> \u00een declara\u0163ia de avere sau de interese\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A \u015fasea porunc\u0103: Incompatibilitate \u015fi conflict de interese<\/strong> (<u>\u201eS\u0103 nu iei \u00een de\u0219ert Numele Domnului\u201d<\/u>)<\/p>\n<p>-Nu se poate!<\/p>\n<p>-Nu mai striga, m\u0103, c\u0103 \u015fi dac\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 dovedesc \u0103\u015ftia, cu recursuri, trec dou\u0103 mandate, lini\u015ftit. Scriem \u015fi noi, flexibil, a\u015fa \u015fi flexibiliz\u0103m la maximum, la o adic\u0103, prin punctele esen\u0163iale: <em>\u201eS\u0103 nu se afle sub efectul unei decizii <strong>definitive<\/strong> de incompatibilitate sau conflict de interese\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A \u015faptea porunc\u0103: Atitudini discriminatorii<\/strong> ( <u>\u201e<\/u><u>S\u0103 nu m\u0103rturise\u0219ti str\u00e2mb \u00eempotriva aproapelui t\u0103u\u201d<\/u>)<\/p>\n<p>Hai c\u0103 asta e cea mai simpl\u0103, ca la Bac, aproape to\u0163i lua\u0163i 10 la sport.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eS\u0103 nu fi avut declara\u0163ii sau atitudini rasiste, \u015fovine, xenofobe sau discriminatorii\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A opta porunc\u0103: Datorii la buget <\/strong><em>(\u201eS\u0103 nu ucizi\u201d)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>-Doamne, cine-s consilierii vo\u015ftri? \u015ei-au b\u0103tut joc de voi!<\/p>\n<p>-Gura, c\u0103-i flexibil\u0103 treaba, \u015fi-o, \u015fti\u0163i voi, la o adic\u0103, prin punctele esen\u0163iale. Scriem \u015fi noi a\u015fa:\u00a0 \u201e<em>S\u0103 nu \u00eenregistreze datorii la bugetul local (<strong>persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103<\/strong>)\u201d<\/em>. Nu conteaz\u0103 ce datorii ave\u0163i cu firmele&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Hiii, Dorele, \u0163i-ai pl\u0103tit apa, m\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Nici c\u0103ldura!<\/p>\n<p>-Ave\u0163i timp p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 11!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A noua porunc\u0103: <\/strong><strong>Plagiat<\/strong>( <em>\u201eS\u0103 nu furi\u201d)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong>P\u0103i, eu mai \u015ftiu, \u015fefe, ce-am f\u0103cut eu prin liceu, facultate, uite, Tob\u0103 de carte eram&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Taci \u015fi roag\u0103-te s\u0103 ajungem la Putere! \u015ei s\u0103 avem c\u00e2t mai multe pixuri, da!<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eS\u0103 nu fi fost dovedit prin decizie judec\u0103toreasc\u0103 <strong>definitiv\u0103 <\/strong>c\u0103 a ob\u0163inut diplome sau alte titluri prin plagiat\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A zecea porunc\u0103: Probleme penale&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong><em>Original:<\/em><\/strong><em>\u201e<u>S\u0103 nu pofte\u0219ti casa aproapelui t\u0103u; s\u0103 nu pofte\u0219ti nevasta aproapelui t\u0103u, nici robul lui, nici roaba lui, nici boul lui, nici m\u0103garul lui, nici vreun alt lucru care este al aproapelui t\u0103u<\/u>.\u201d AMIN!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Inflexibila<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Breakingnews, premier\u0103 na\u0163ional\u0103, mondial\u0103 \u015fi intergalactic\u0103: PNL-i\u015ftii \u015fi-au&#8230; \u201esculptat\u201d un Decalog politic \u00een perspectiva alegerilor din 2016 \u015fi nu numai. 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