{"id":42386,"date":"2015-11-24T17:07:06","date_gmt":"2015-11-24T15:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=42386"},"modified":"2015-11-24T17:07:06","modified_gmt":"2015-11-24T15:07:06","slug":"pamflet-n-avem-nicio-indoiala-floricel-iese-primar-cu-2507","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2015\/11\/24\/pamflet-n-avem-nicio-indoiala-floricel-iese-primar-cu-2507\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: N-avem nicio \u00eendoial\u0103! \u201eFloricel\u201d iese primar cu 250,(7)%"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Cabinetul parlamentar al fostului social-democrat, actualmente membru PNL\u00a0cu &#8222;liberalismul \u00een s\u00e2nge&#8221;, Florian Nicolae, \u00eentr-o oarecare zi, \u00eenainte de prezentarea rezultatelor sondajului PNL. <\/em><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>La mas\u0103&#8230; to\u0163i. B\u0103, da\u2019 to\u0163i! (Uita\u0163i-v\u0103 bine la ei pen\u2019 c\u0103 vor fi seri \u00een care v\u0103 ve\u0163i \u00eentreba ce-or mai face, s\u0103racii, de ce nu mai sunt ei acolo?).\u00a0Lini\u015fte \u015fi u\u015foare b\u0103t\u0103i cu buricele degetelor \u00een mas\u0103. Unuia, s\u0103racu\u2019, i-a venit s\u0103 dea \u015fi din picior, dar i-a fost fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 glezne. C\u0103 a\u015fa a auzit el c\u0103 a zis co\u015feful \u015etefan. Faci joc de glezne, a? Te-ai ars, fr\u0103\u0163ic\u0103, te-a l\u0103sat f\u0103r\u0103 ele.<\/p>\n<p>Bun. Florian Nicolae \u00ee\u015fi drege glasul \u015fi spune tare, declamativ:<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103i, copii, \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 eu vreau s\u0103 fiu primar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Aplauze \u00eendelungi, furtunoase! Lacrimi, \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103ri, emo\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>-Da, da, da! \u015ei merita\u0163i, sunte\u0163i cel mai frumos, cel mai de\u015ftept, cel mai bun, cel mai primar, pentru c\u0103 consens \u015fi poduri peste Dun\u0103re \u015fi locuri de munc\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Florian Nicolae \u00eei face semn discret- una peste ceaf\u0103- s\u0103 tac\u0103 doamnei care a \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103 exagereze pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103i, copii. Avem rezultatele sondajului?<\/p>\n<p>-Avem!<\/p>\n<p>-Cum stau?<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cen picioare.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu acum, m\u0103, \u00een general&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Cu afacerile?<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cen sondaj!<\/p>\n<p>-L-a\u0163i luat pe St\u0103ni\u015fteanu, tr\u0103iasc\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103! Sunte\u0163i cel mai bun, cel mai de\u015ftept, cel mai&#8230; La notorietate barem, din 100%, dumneavoastr\u0103 ave\u0163i 81,2%! Uraaaa!<\/p>\n<p>Aplauze furtunoase, \u00eendelungi, pup\u0103turi, \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103ri, \u015fampanie, lacrimi, speran\u0163e.<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, el c\u00e2t are din 100%?<\/p>\n<p>-41,2 procente, dar nu se pune, nu v\u0103 \u00eengrijora\u0163i. \u015ei Barbu, din 100%, are tot vreo 80 \u015fi ceva %. A, cunoscut\u0103 e \u015fi doamna Liliana Ciobanu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Ea c\u00e2t are?<\/p>\n<p>-Din 100%, da?<\/p>\n<p>-Normal!<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, tot vreo 80% , s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, c\u0103 &#8222;sut\u0103 la sut\u0103&#8221; asta este cuprinz\u0103toare, e mare, doar e o sut\u0103. C\u00e2nd zici %, totu-i relativ, pe bune, a\u015fa a zis Einstein.<\/p>\n<p>-Dar presa nu se prinde?<\/p>\n<p>-Cine? PSD-i\u015ftii \u0103ia? N-au ei treab\u0103 cu sutele&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103, m\u0103, voi m\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103li\u0163i, m\u0103 lingu\u015fi\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, \u015fefu, cel mai frumos, cel mai de\u015ftept&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103, c\u00e2t crede\u0163i c\u0103 m\u0103 peria\u0163i a\u015fa, ei? Eu \u015ftiu adev\u0103rul. ADEV\u0102RUL e ASTA: M\u0103, voi a\u0163i fost cu sondaju\u2019 \u015fi pe la bulgari! Ho\u0163omanilor, pe mine m-au ales \u015fi bulgarii, pupa-i-ar Floricel pe ei, c\u0103 d-aia vreau, m\u0103, s\u0103 le fac pod c\u0103tre noi, s\u0103 vin\u0103 aici, c\u0103 din ora\u015ful \u0103sta, eu \u015fi numai eu fac din el Las Vegas! Dou\u0103 poduri la Giurgiu, ce dou\u0103, trei facem, unul de la mine de acas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la ei! L\u0103sa\u0163i bulgarii s\u0103 vin\u0103 la mine! Pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu ies primar cu 250,(7)* \u00een perioad\u0103, ca s\u0103 crape inima-n Barbu, d\u0103r\u00e2m Podul Prieteniei cum sparg io c\u0103r\u0103mizile cu karata. Ha-Ia!<\/p>\n<p>Semnat 100 %<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Acesta este un pamflet \u015fi trebuie tratat ca atare<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cabinetul parlamentar al fostului social-democrat, actualmente membru PNL\u00a0cu &#8222;liberalismul \u00een s\u00e2nge&#8221;, Florian Nicolae, \u00eentr-o oarecare zi, \u00eenainte de prezentarea rezultatelor sondajului PNL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42387,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: N-avem nicio \u00eendoial\u0103! \u201eFloricel\u201d iese primar cu 250,(7)% - GIURGIU NET","description":"Cabinetul parlamentar al fostului social-democrat, actualmente membru PNL\u00a0cu \"liberalismul \u00een s\u00e2nge\", Florian Nicolae, \u00eentr-o oarecare zi, \u00eenainte de prezentare"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,23,25],"tags":[1125,2025,2158],"class_list":["post-42386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-pam","category-pol","tag-florian-nicolae","tag-pnl","tag-primaria-giurgiu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}