{"id":40502,"date":"2015-08-18T12:30:29","date_gmt":"2015-08-18T09:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=40502"},"modified":"2015-08-18T12:30:29","modified_gmt":"2015-08-18T09:30:29","slug":"pamflet-hilar-hai-in-vizita-la-spital-ca-sa-stii-ce-te-asteapta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2015\/08\/18\/pamflet-hilar-hai-in-vizita-la-spital-ca-sa-stii-ce-te-asteapta\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: Hilar- Hai \u00een vizit\u0103 la Spital, dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti cuminte! Sunt Por\u0163i Deschise…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aflu, \u00een urm\u0103 cu c\u00e2teva momente, de la colegii din pres\u0103, c\u0103, la finele acestei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, la Spitalul Jude\u0163ean de Urgen\u0163\u0103 Giurgiu, vor fi Por\u0163i Deschise. Ce premier\u0103! Adic\u0103, giurgiuvenii curio\u015fi s\u0103 \u015ftie cum arat\u0103 locul unde pot ajunge dac\u0103 nu sunt cumin\u0163i(mda, compara\u0163ie dat\u0103 dracului, nu glum\u0103!) pot s\u0103-l viziteze.<\/p>\n

M\u0103i, c\u0103 te duci s\u0103 vezi cum arat\u0103 Poli\u0163ia pe interior sau ISU ori Jandarmeria, \u00een\u0163eleg. E curios omu\u2019 cum opereaz\u0103 organu\u2019!<\/p>\n

Dar s\u0103 vezi \u00een ce condi\u0163ii \u0163i-ar putea fi operat organu\u2019 e chiar \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103tor. \u00cens\u0103, cel mai \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103tor e c\u0103 vorbim de SJU Giurgiu<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Evident c\u0103 micii sau marii curio\u015fi n-or s\u0103 fie introdu\u015fi la neurologie(de\u015fi doar s\u0103 vezi cum arat\u0103 locul \u015fi po\u0163i r\u0103m\u00e2ne acolo, f\u0103r\u0103 voia ta) ori prin alte puncte esen\u0163iale, ci unde s-a f\u0103cut modernizarea acu\u2019 ceva vreme.<\/p>\n

\u201eUita\u0163i, tinerilor, aici este un aparat la care vi se va conecta inima, dac\u0103 ve\u0163i face infarct. Ce el \u0103la infarct? C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 inima-n loc, b\u0103, k la \u00eendr\u0103gosteal\u0103, a\u015fa…, b\u0103i, b\u0103i, Mih\u0103i\u0163\u0103, arunc\u0103, dracului, \u0163igara aia, n-ai voie s\u0103 fumezi aici! A\u015faaaa, tinerilor, \u00een partea dreapt\u0103, ave\u0163i un aparat unde v\u0103 radiaz\u0103 ca s\u0103 v\u0103 vad\u0103 organele, \u00een cazul \u00een care ave\u0163i vreo boal\u0103 incurabil\u0103 pentru c\u0103, b\u0103i, las\u0103, m\u0103, cutia aia cu bere, b\u0103i…\u201d.<\/p>\n

Ei, dup\u0103 treaba asta, \u00eemi imaginez c\u0103 p\u0103rin\u0163ii, c\u00e2nd copilu\u2019 nu e cuminte, \u00eei vor spune: Gigele, dac\u0103 nu te potole\u015fti, te duc \u00een vizit\u0103 la Spital, c\u0103 sunt Por\u0163i Deschise!<\/em><\/p>\n

Sau s\u0103-\u0163i duci soacra \u00een vizit\u0103: Mam\u0103, vezi salonul \u0103sta? Vezi g\u00e2nd\u0103celul \u0103la? E, dac\u0103 nu taci, el va fi singurul coleg al matale de camer\u0103,\u00a0de-acum \u00eenainte!\u00a0<\/em>\u015ei cu nevasta merge, dar n-a\u015f \u00eendr\u0103zni…<\/p>\n

\u015ei, pentru c\u0103 tot am citit la colegii de la giurgiu-acum.ro <\/a>c\u0103 nu se \u015ftie exact cine e mai e director, acum, c\u00e2t managerul e \u00een concediu, propun s\u0103 face\u0163i turul \u015fi pe la biroul acestuia: \u201eUita\u0163i, giurgiuveni, aici sunt banii dumneavoastr\u0103!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Bacteria<\/p>\n

P.S.: Poate are vreo minte luminat\u0103 \u015fi cu puterea aferent\u0103 ideea s\u0103 fac\u0103 o ZI GRATIS \u00een SJU Giurgiu, pentru am\u0103r\u00e2\u0163ii care n-au suficien\u0163i gologani de b\u0103gat prin buzunarele \u0103lora care fac g\u00e2t acum…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aflu, \u00een urm\u0103 cu c\u00e2teva momente, de la colegii din pres\u0103, c\u0103, la finele acestei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, la Spitalul Jude\u0163ean de Urgen\u0163\u0103 Giurgiu, vor fi Por\u0163i Deschise. Ce premier\u0103! Adic\u0103, giurgiuvenii curio\u015fi s\u0103 \u015ftie cum arat\u0103 locul unde pot ajunge dac\u0103 nu sunt cumin\u0163i(mda, compara\u0163ie dat\u0103 dracului, nu glum\u0103!) pot s\u0103-l viziteze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40504,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: Hilar- Hai \u00een vizit\u0103 la Spital, dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti cuminte! Sunt Por\u0163i Deschise... - GIURGIU NET","description":"Aflu, \u00een urm\u0103 cu c\u00e2teva momente, de la colegii din pres\u0103, c\u0103, la finele acestei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, la Spitalul Jude\u0163ean de Urgen\u0163\u0103 Giurgiu, vor fi Por\u0163i Deschise. Ce pr"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,19,23,26,28],"tags":[2098,2493],"class_list":["post-40502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-adm","category-pam","category-soc","category-uo","tag-porti-deschise-la-spitalul-giurgiu","tag-sju"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}