{"id":39706,"date":"2015-06-01T21:28:27","date_gmt":"2015-06-01T18:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/?p=39706"},"modified":"2015-06-01T21:28:27","modified_gmt":"2015-06-01T18:28:27","slug":"pamflet-care-era-atmosfera-de-poveste-la-giurgiu-inainte-de-venirea-lui-geoana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/2015\/06\/01\/pamflet-care-era-atmosfera-de-poveste-la-giurgiu-inainte-de-venirea-lui-geoana\/","title":{"rendered":"PAMFLET: Care era atmosfera (de poveste), la Giurgiu, \u00eenainte de venirea lui Geoan\u0103?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tic-tac, tic-tac, 3 ceasuri rele. Nimeni nu mai respir\u0103. \u015ehhht, musca! Se aude pe fundal unul mai t\u00e2n\u0103r: \u201cHe-he, vine <<prost\u0103nacul>>\u201d\u2026 \u201cB\u0103i, a\u0163i \u00eennebunit, ne d\u0103, dracu\u2019, afar\u0103! Vine boss, fi\u0163i supu\u015fi!\u201d<\/em>. Fie\u2026<\/p>\n

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To\u0163i notau \u015fi respirau cei mai aroma\u0163i aburi, cic\u0103 de \u201cst\u00e2nga\u201d, degeaba. A\u015fa cum aveau s\u0103 r\u00e2njeasc\u0103, la informa\u0163ii pe care nu le \u00eenghi\u0163eau, jurnali\u015ftii, c\u00e2nd le va fi vorbit pre\u015fedintele unui nou partid. De parc\u0103 exact asta ne lipsea, de parc\u0103 asta ne trebuia. Mai bine d\u0103dea\u0163i tuturor rom\u00e2nilor ni\u015fte cozonaci. Pentru c\u0103, altfel, \u015ftim s\u0103 facem coliv\u0103 \u015fi singuri!<\/p>\n

Vine Mircea Geoan\u0103 la Giurgiu! Pe bune? Tipul cu \u201cdragostea mea\u201d<\/em>? \u201cMai tr\u0103ie\u015fte? S\u0103racu\u2019, ce mai zice? C\u0103 el e Dumnezeu? Cu cine \u00een frunte, cu doamna? Cu doamna \u201ccozonac?\u201d<\/em>. ‘Ai, s\u0103-mi trag palme! P\u0103i, parc\u0103 madam Liliana Ciobanu \u00eel iubea necondi\u0163ionat pe Dan Diaconescu.<\/p>\n

A, nu-l mai iube\u015fte, c\u0103 \u0103la e la zdup. Bine, atunci \u00eei face fursecuri lui Geoan\u0103? Facem cui cere \u015fi cui \u00eei plac? \u015ei lui \u00eei plac. Exact a\u015fa cum i-au pl\u0103cut ceasurile lu\u2019 \u201cGoag\u0103l\u201d, lu\u2019 Vanghelie, adic\u0103telea.<\/p>\n

Las\u2019c\u0103 le d\u0103 el, Geoan\u0103, \u00eenapoi, c\u00e2nd se satur\u0103 \u015fi spune c\u0103 oricum erau na\u015fpa.<\/p>\n

Doamn\u0103, ce na\u015fpa situa\u0163ie!<\/em><\/p>\n

Deci, ce mai cre\u015fteau cozonacii la Giurgiu c\u00e2nd Geoan\u0103 se apropia, cu tr\u0103sura-i, de noi! Cum sf\u00e2r\u00e2iau fursecurile doamnelor pe plita din nou sediu! Cum cele trei ceasuri rele se transformau \u00een cele trei \u015for\u0163uri rele. Pentru c\u0103 sunt rele c\u00e2nd li se comand\u0103. C\u0103, doar, a\u015fa-i \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie… Ori e\u015fti \u201erea\u201d, ori te p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte pentru alta. Ori te duci la orice partid u\u015for \u015fi \u00eencet, acolo unde e nevoie de bani. Ai t\u0103i, ai lor.<\/p>\n

G\u00e2f\u00e2ind, doamnele doamnei se r\u0103suceau \u015fi \u0163eseau cea mai bun\u0103 coc\u0103 pentru prin\u0163, ca s\u0103 i se par\u0103 c\u0103 a nimerit \u00een cel mai \u015fmecher palat din Regat. Doar c\u0103 prin\u0163ul Geoan\u0103 va uita de Giurgiu fix a\u015fa cum, oricum, n-a dat doi bani pe el, \u00een via\u0163a lui, ca \u00eentotdeauna.<\/p>\n

Sper\u0103m doar c\u0103 i-au priit cozonacii \u015fi c\u0103-i va da \u00eenapoi, la momentul potrivit. Al adev\u0103rului!<\/p>\n

Buc\u0103t\u0103reasa de serviciu<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tic-tac, tic-tac, 3 ceasuri rele. Nimeni nu mai respir\u0103. \u015ehhht, musca! Se aude pe fundal unul mai t\u00e2n\u0103r: \u201cHe-he, vine <<prost\u0103nacul>>\u201d\u2026 \u201cB\u0103i, a\u0163i \u00eennebunit, ne d\u0103, dracu\u2019, afar\u0103! Vine boss, fi\u0163i supu\u015fi!\u201d. Fie\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":39665,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"PAMFLET: Care era atmosfera (de poveste), la Giurgiu, \u00eenainte de venirea lui Geoan\u0103? - GIURGIU NET","description":"Tic-tac, tic-tac, 3 ceasuri rele. Nimeni nu mai respir\u0103. \u015ehhht, musca! Se aude pe fundal unul mai t\u00e2n\u0103r: \u201cHe-he, vine <<prost\u0103nacul>>\u201d\u2026 \u201c B\u0103i, a\u0163i \u00ee"},"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,19,20,25],"tags":[1552,1743,2110],"class_list":["post-39706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-actual","category-adm","category-edit","category-pol","tag-liliana-ciobanu","tag-mircea-geoana","tag-ppdd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giurgiu-net.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}